[00:13.26], If I'm lying, I'm crying.
[00:24.85],? Mater, are you all right?
[00:26.69],~ Oh, shoot, that was nothing. I used to be a daredevil.
[00:30.78]-? -！ -What? -That's right.
[00:32.15] Folks would come from all around to see my stunts.
[00:35.78]!! Mater! Mater!
[00:37.24],,~~ Ladies and gentlecars, Mater the Greater!
[00:54.13]！~~ Get your Mater teeth right here! Two buck teeth for one buck!
[01:18.03]，。 You're a hero, man!
[01:28.79] And there he goes!
[01:48.48],，。 Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. Good to see you.
[01:50.44],,！ ? ! My bad. Hey, Ricky, how's the kid? Watch your hood!
[01:53.15]! He did it!
[01:58.36]-! -（）... -Mater is greater! -You're the car!
[02:02.95] I did all kinds of stunts.
[02:20.14] I busted nearly every part in my body.
[02:40.07]--- But the biggest stunt Mater the Greater ever did
[02:42.91] was jumping Carburetor Canyon.
[02:44.95]? ， Jumping Carburetor Canyon? No way.
[02:47.87]~,， Yes way, you remember. You was there, too.
[02:52.25]-? -? -Ready, buddy? -Ready?
[02:53.59],! All right then, get 'er done!
[03:09.43]? Well, what happened?
[03:11.60].... You didn't make it.
[03:14.15],! ,! Well, see you later! Come on, guys, let's go!
[03:42.88], If I'm lying, I'm crying. Gotta go.
[03:54.35], Hey, Red.
[03:57.65]- -? -I used to be a fire truck. -What?
[03:59.99]~ Dad gum right.
[04:01.70]! ! Fire! Someone call Rescue Squad Mater!
[04:12.46],! ! All units, all units! Please respond.
[04:14.88]1209. Fire in progress at one-two-zero-niner Car Michael Way.
[04:18.84]! That's the old Gasoline and Match Factory!
[04:21.21],,! Right you are, Mater. Now go!
[04:26.51], Chopper One en route.
[04:27.72]-.? - -Trooper responding. Where's Mater? -Right behind you!
[04:34.02]! Mater One en route.
[04:35.77]，。 All right, back it up, folks.
[04:37.31],。 ！ Put it in reverse, pal. Make room for Mater.
[04:41.53]， Be advised, explosive situation.
[04:43.40] ! Rescue Squad Mater, we're counting on you!
[04:45.82]OK!！ 1 0-4! I'm on it.
[04:53.37], Mater, I cannot believe that you were a fire truck.
[04:56.46],， You remember, for Pete's sake. You was there, too!
[05:01.21]-!! -! -Help! Help! -Remain calm!
[05:07.01]-! -,! -I gotcha! -Look out, it's gonna blow!
[05:12.47]，! ！ Get him to the hospital! Stat! He's overheating.
[05:15.06]! On my way!
[05:18.65],! Yeah, baby!
[05:27.53]。 Paging Dr Mater. Dr Mater to the OR.
[05:31.37]，？ What's going on, ladies?
[05:33.87], All righty now, let's have us a little look-see.
[05:37.08],? Mater, you're a doctor, too?
[05:39.25], 、 ，GTO That's right, buddy. I got my MD, my PhD, my STP, and my GTO.
[05:44.09], Hey, Doctor.
[05:48.05]-? - -Well, what happened? -I saved your life.
[05:50.10]?, What? No, you didn't.
[05:51.64]- - -Did so. -Did not.
[05:52.81]- -,... -Did so. -No, Mater...
[05:53.93]- -,! -Yes, I did. Yep. -Mater, stop it!
[05:55.14]- -! -Did so. -Not! Did not.
[05:56.43], Hello, Doctor.
[05:59.81]... Did so.
[06:13.62],! ! Don't lie, don't cry! Wrestle!
[06:24.09] Check out the size of that monster truck.
[06:26.26]~ Shoot, that boy's nothing.
[06:27.76] I used to wrastle trucks bigger than that.
[06:30.14]-? - -What? -Yep.
[06:31.26]! I used to be a Monster Truck Wrestler!
[06:34.81],() Ladies and gentlecars,
[06:37.39] ! introducing The Tormentor!
[06:42.11],... Excuse me, it's Tow Mater!
[06:45.23]? Who wants some ice cream?
[06:48.36]""!!! The I-Screamer!
[06:53.53]! I'm gonna make you scream!
[06:59.96]-? -, -Where did he go? -Excuse me, mister.
[07:03.46]? Can I have one double dip dipstick sundae, please?
[07:07.59], Sure. That's a very popular flavour.
[07:12.72],,,! One, two, three. The winner!
[07:15.14],,! Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae!
[07:19.52]-20! -"" -Drop and give me 20! -I'll give you three.
[07:23.90],,,! One, two, three. The winner!
[07:26.36]"" The Rastacarian has The Tormentor in his signature dreadlock.
[07:30.28], Me be jamming now, man.
[07:33.62],,,! One, two, three. The winner!
[07:36.03]? Who be jamming, now?
[07:37.62]! You be jamming, now!
[07:40.04],"" Dr Feel Bad.
[07:41.75]! Your next stop is the hospital!
[07:44.67]-! -,! Don't worry, I'll bring you some flowers!
[07:48.13],... That's gotta hurt.
[07:49.34]... And just wait till he gets the bill.
[07:51.09],, One, two, three!
[07:52.34] Paddy O'Concrete's gonna lay some cement.
[07:54.84] Here comes a nice fresh pour!
[07:57.10]! Pour it on!
[08:00.23]!! He got paved!
[08:01.89]"" Now that's what I call a patio,
[08:04.23]-""() -,, -daddy-o. -One, two, three!
[08:06.27],! You rock, man!
[08:09.23], And now, the moment we've all been waiting for,
[08:12.32], the buck-toothed wonder of the world, the wrestler of disaster,
[08:16.91]! The Tormentor!
[08:29.42],! Go get him, Tormentor!
[08:31.09], And the world champion, Dr Frankenwagon.
[08:38.26] Piece of cake.
[08:39.43]! And his Monster!
[08:46.56]! It's alive!
[08:47.90] I'm dead.
[08:49.15]!? What did you do?
[08:50.65]? Don't you remember nothing? We was a tag team.
[08:53.99]-,! -? -Tag, you're it! -What?
[09:03.25],,,? Yes, ladies, they are real. You wanna kick 'em?
[09:07.67]-! - -Quick! Tag me, tag me! -Tag.
[09:18.14] Watch this.
[09:22.35],, One, two, three.
[09:23.56]!... The winners! The Tormentor and...
[09:26.81]-,? - -What's your name, son? -Lightning McQueen.
[09:29.81](...) And Frightening McMean!
[09:36.15], Frightening McMean. Oh, please.
[09:38.62]!! I can't believe it! The Tormentor!
[09:41.28] ? I'm your biggest fan, man! Can I get your autograph?
[09:44.62]- - -Well, of course you can. -I will never wash this door again.
[09:49.63] ? Wait, don't you want Frightening McMean's autograph?
[09:52.30]-, - -No, thanks. -Seriously.
[09:53.80]-, - -I'm okay, really. -I'll do it real quick.
[09:55.88] You're making me uncomfortable!
[09:57.68]-, - -Tag, you're it. -Tag, you're it.
[09:59.18]-,! -,! -Tag. Tag! -Tag. Tag!
[10:00.68]-, -! -Tag, you're it. Tag! -Tag!
[10:09.19],... If I'm lying, I'm crying.
[10:20.62]-,! -, -Hey, look! A UFO. -Mater, that was a hub cap.
[10:24.04], No, it was a UFO.
[10:25.83] And I know 'cause I done seen one once.
[10:28.21]-? -, -What? -Yep, it was a crystal clear night.
[10:40.34] Well, that's weird.
[10:46.22]...... What... What the...
[10:51.15], Well, hey there. Welcome to Earth. My name is Mater.
[10:55.48]- -? -My name is Mator. -Mator?
[11:00.11]-? -? -Should I take you to my litre? -Your litre.
[11:02.87]! , All right, then! Well, here's all my litres.
[11:07.08] Man, that guy could put it away.
[11:12.25]-! -! -Dad gum! -Dad gum!
[11:15.38] We did all my favourite things.
[11:25.31] I taught him how to drive backwards.
[11:28.52] And he taught me how to fly.
[11:34.11]! Wait up!
[11:41.78],! Hey, Fillmore!
[11:52.04] We're going to be best friends forever.
[11:55.92]- -! -I got him. -No!
[11:57.30]- -! -Return to base. -Mator!
[12:00.17]! I'll save you!
[12:06.47] Dad gum reverse.
[12:09.35],! I'm coming to get you, Mator!
[12:17.82],! Oh, no. Mator!
[12:21.82] Maintenance to the loading dock, please.
[12:28.70],! Van, we'll meet you up there, come on!
[12:30.41]10,! Get me 10 men right here, on the double!
[12:32.50],! Private Smithers, come here right now!
[12:34.62], Dr Schleppenwagen, report to Hangar 10.
[12:39.88] Don't get too close.
[12:41.05]-"" -"" -Everybody, say, "Cheese." -Cheese!
[12:44.80]- -""? -Dad gum. -Dad gum? He's trying to communicate.
[12:49.06]-? - -Where is Dr Abschleppwagen? -Here I am.
[12:55.35],""? So Herr Doktor, what does dad gum mean?
[12:58.65]""... ! The dad gum means... Let's get out of here!
[13:02.28] Dad gum.
[13:04.57],! Follow me, Mator!
[13:12.91]? Do you really expect me to believe that?
[13:14.54],! Well, you should. You was there, too!
[13:24.67]! It's beautiful!
[13:30.51] Dad gum.
[13:32.97],UFO ? Thanks for saving us, Mrs UFO. You think you can drop us off at home?
[13:39.77] Thank you.
[13:41.07],, I'm sorry, Mater, that did not happen.
[13:43.40]?? Oh, yeah? Then how come I can do this?
[13:47.49],... Oh, Mater, please!
[13:52.91] Far out.
[14:05.13], If I'm lying, I'm crying.
[14:13.85],, Hey, look, bulldozers.
[14:15.85], Yep. Them's just like the ones I used to fight.
[14:19.10]-? - -What? -That's right.
[14:20.40] I was a famous bulldozer fighter in Spain.
[14:24.94] They called me El Materdor.
[14:35.12] Senor Materdor!
[15:37.72]! He's alive!
[15:40.27]-! -! -El Materdor! -El Materdor!
[16:23.94],! Bravo, Senor Mater!
[16:31.57], So there I was, surrounded. Bulldozers all around me.
[16:36.53]-? -... -What did you do? -What did I...
[16:37.99]?! Well, don't you remember? You was there, too!
[16:42.41] They sure liked that fancy red paintjob of yours.
[16:53.01], Mater, that did not happen.
[16:54.47] Well, try telling that to them there bulldozers.
[17:03.14]-! -! -Seńor Mater! -Seńor Mater!
[17:21.49],, Houston, if I'm lying, I'm crying.
[17:30.17] Wow, check out that moon.
[17:31.88]- - -Yep, I been up there. -You have not.
[17:34.59], Oh, yeah, it's real purty.
[17:36.72] It all started when I was towing this car to Florida.
[17:39.97], And then suddenly, Houston had a problem!
[17:42.64], Houston, I have a problem.
[17:44.27]X111! It's Impala XIII!
[17:45.64]- - -He's stuck on the moon. -He needs a tow.
[17:47.94]? Where on Earth are we gonna get a tow?
[17:49.94] Well, that guy's got a tow.
[17:55.36], And with a little bit of training, I became a genuine auto-naut.
[18:05.33],? What's going on, ladies?
[18:07.42]-, -! -Good luck, Mater. -The world's counting on you!
[18:11.17], Welcome aboard, Mater. My name's Roger.
[18:13.67], Well, howdy there, Roger.
[18:17.01] Prepare for takeoff.
[18:18.63]! Let's burn this candle!
[18:20.30], T-minus ten,
[18:22.30]-...,,... -!... -nine... Main engine start. Seven, six... -Oh, boy! I've never been
[18:27.02]- -... -to the moon before, Roger. -...five...
[18:28.44]-, -...,,, -You'll love it. It's real nice. -...four, three, two, one.
[18:32.52] Booster ignition.
[18:35.74] X111 And we have lift-off of Roger Shuttle on Impala XIII rescue mission.
[18:43.58]! I love my job!
[18:49.50] We have cleared the tower.
[18:52.13], It's all up to Mater, now.
[18:55.09]12 Booster rockets 1 and 2 disengaged.
[18:58.22],, Roger, Roger. You are clear to burn.
[19:02.64], See you later, Earth.
[19:04.64] You are on approach to the moon.
[19:06.60] Prepare for moon landing.
[19:08.14] Open cargo bay doors.
[19:11.77] Operation Tow Mater is go.
[19:15.52],, Good luck, Mater. See you back on Earth.
[19:17.82]-, Roger-dodger, Roger.
[19:33.04] Moon Mater has landed.
[19:35.67], Thank goodness you're here, Mater.
[19:37.17], Quick, connect your rescue apparatus to the frontal structural component
[19:40.09], of the linear axle assembly. Pronto.
[19:42.76]? How about I just give you a tow?
[19:46.26] , Mission accomplished. Now, take us home. Rotate thrusters.
[19:49.48]-! - -Got it! Check. -Prime ignition.
[19:50.68]- -? -Pivot bolster columns. -What?
[19:51.85] Disengage inertial dampener. Ignite propulsion system.
[19:54.52]-! -! -Blast off! -Whoa!
[19:57.57]17000 Well, there I was, doing 17,000 miles an hour.
[20:01.07]17000?! 17,000 miles an hour? No way!
[20:03.82], Yes way. But that was nothing compared to you.
[20:08.58],! Oh, yeah! This is awesome!
[20:13.33]- -? -Watch out for re-entry! -What?
[20:17.04],,... Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[20:26.43], Don't worry, I got you.
[20:29.97]! Yes siree! We was a couple of bona fide heroes.
[20:34.98],? So, Mater, when does an astronaut eat?
[20:37.65]() At launch time.
[20:43.65]-, - -Oh, come on. That did not happen. -Well, suit yourself.
[20:46.87]-! -!! -Mater! Houston has another problem! -Roger, Roger!
[20:50.33]! Let's burn this candle!
[20:52.91] Oh, yeah!
[21:07.68], If I'm lying, I'm crying.
[21:22.57],? Mater, why don't you get up there and sing?
[21:24.53]- -? -Nah, I don't want to steal the show. -Steal the show?
[21:27.91]- -? -Well, I was a big rock star. -What?
[21:30.87], Yes, siree. I started out in a garage band.
[21:45.13], Boy, we sound pretty good. Let's get a gig.
[21:59.23] Don't forget to tip the waitresses!
[22:01.57]-! -! -That so rocked! -I know!
[22:05.19]-? -? -Do you guys have a record? -Do you guys have a record?
[22:09.32] Be right back.
[22:36.27]! Oh, yeah!
[22:44.15]? What's that sound?
[22:45.44] That sounds like angels printing money to me.
[22:51.70], Say, you boys are good. All you need is a new name.
[22:55.29]? A new name? A new name.
[22:57.62]!,? Delivery! Where do you want this heavy metal, Mater?
[23:00.37]! That's it!
[23:15.06]! I wanna hear you.
[23:28.11]-? -,"" -You were Heavy Metal Mater? -No. We was Heavy Metal Mater.
[23:33.99]-? - -Are you ready to rock? -Yeah!
[23:36.99] Oh, yeah!
[23:53.18],, I'm sorry, Mater. That did not happen.
[23:55.55] Well, suit yourself.
[24:18.24],,? If I'm lying, I'm crying, see.
[24:26.21],.? Morning, Flo. Hey, can I get some air? My tyres are going flat.
[24:30.05],? Flat tyres, you say? I thought I done solved that crime.
[24:33.26]-? - -What? -I was a private eye.
[24:35.93]- - -No way! -Yes way.
[24:37.93]715 It was 7:15 on a Friday night.
[24:39.97], I was working downtown. Mostly small jobs,
[24:42.27] but this time I was onto something real big.
[24:44.56] It was all right there in black and white.
[24:46.36] Blowouts everywhere. There was some kind of counterfeit tyre ring.
[24:50.07] And a sale on trailer hitches down at Rusty Rod's.
[24:52.78], l was about to hit the bricks, and then she drove in.
[24:56.66], She was wearing those whitewalls, the ones that used to drive me crazy.
[25:00.12]-, -,? -Hello, Mater. -What are you doing here, Tia?
[25:02.50]- - -I missed you. -Like you missed your last smog check.
[25:05.79] You don't have to play poker with me.
[25:07.79],? Well, you always were the wild card. What do you want?
[25:10.42],. () I need you to find my sister, Mia. She's been carnapped!
[25:15.59],? Quit the waterworks, will you? Where did you last see her?
[25:18.76]D She was working for Big D.
[25:21.43]D? Big D, you say?
[25:22.89], She worked at his club. The Carbacabana.
[25:43.16],? You wanted to see me, senor?
[25:44.62],? I'm looking for Mia. You seen her?
[25:46.58],, Mia! That ragtop. I don't remember.
[25:50.04] Well, maybe this'll help you remember.
[25:57.43] Well, now I remember.
[26:00.10]D I saw her a couple of days ago with Big D.
[26:02.97]-? -, -Where did they go? -I don't know, and I don't care.
[26:06.44] But she did smell salty. Like the ocean.
[26:10.48],? Hey, this guy bugging you?
[26:11.69],... Not yet, but a girl can hope.
[26:14.15] Well, he's bugging me.
[26:15.44], ? Whoa! Hello, Clyde. Where'd you get the hand truck?
[26:20.28], You're a very nosy fella, kitty cat.
[26:22.16]? You know what happens to guys who shine their headlights
[26:23.83]? ?? in the wrong places? No? Wanna guess?
[26:25.79]-,? -, -I don't know, free carwash? -No. They lose them.
[26:29.00],? Next time, it's the blinkers. Understand?
[26:33.34], I was down to one headlight. But I could still see just fine.
[26:36.34],,? Hey, Stinky? What's the dirt on the street?
[26:38.43]- -? -I don't know. -No?
[26:39.68], No. They got me working the alleys, dumping all these blowouts.
[26:42.30]-? -, -Blowouts, you say? -Yeah, it's odd though.
[26:44.51]-? -, -Odd? -Yeah, they all have this smell.
[26:46.39]-? - -Smell? -They smell salty.
[26:47.64]-?? - -Salty? Ocean? -Like the ocean.
[26:49.19] I haven't smelled that since I worked down at the docks.
[26:51.19]-?? -, -Rocks? Ducks? -Docks. Docks.
[26:53.02],, The docks! Thanks, Stinky!
[26:54.44], You're welcome, Mater.
[27:02.20], Come on! Put a little hustle into it!
[27:11.88]D,, Big D! Wait till I tell the DA.
[27:14.17] You ain't telling the DA nothing.
[27:16.09]-? - -What? I'm being shanghaied! -No!
[27:18.42], Tia! You double-crossing double-crosser.
[27:20.72], I had no choice. It was the only way to save my sister.
[27:24.64], Well, you always did the right thing. Just the wrong way.
[27:29.73]? What'd you do?
[27:31.06], Like you don't know, Lieutenant Lightning McQueen.
[27:34.77]D, Looks like we finally caught you, Big D.
[27:36.78], Oh, no! McQueen!
[27:39.32]- - -Get him! -Whoa!
[27:52.67], Just what I thought. Counterfeit tyres.
[27:55.42],. , You led us right to him, Mater. Take him away, boys.
[28:01.17], It was a fine mess you got me into, Tia.
[28:03.14],, I'm not bad, Mater. I just drive that way.
[28:06.43],. Come on. Let's pick up where we left off.
[28:12.44], Mater, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
[28:16.77],, Come on, Mater! Everybody conga!
[28:19.57] I'm right behind you!
[28:33.58], If I am lying, then I am crying.
[28:49.47]. Morning, everyone. Sure is peaceful.
[28:53.39]-, - -Hey, losers! -Drifting through, baby!
[28:56.73],!! Not in my town, you don't!
[29:00.44], Get back here, you import punks!
[29:02.90], Hey, go easy on them, Sheriff!
[29:04.91] I used to be an import.
[29:07.62]-? - -What? No way! -Yes, way.
[29:10.66] It all started when one day...
[29:14.83],, Hey, there, bud. Looks like you could use a tow somewhere.
[29:17.92], Yes, but it is very far.
[29:20.50]~ Well, shoot, no tow is too far for Tow Mater.
[29:29.30], Man, I gotta change my slogan.
[29:43.74] Well, here you go.
[29:45.03],() Domo arigato, Mr Tomato.
[29:47.82] And a do itashi mashite to you.
[29:54.58] What in the world?
[29:57.67] Hello, ladies.
[30:09.43]? A whatsit?
[30:10.76] He challenges you to a drift race!
[30:13.06]- - -Drift race! -Drift race!
[30:14.60] We will race at midnight.
[30:21.57] Well, they seem friendly.
[30:23.23], Mater-san, if you are going to win, you need modification!
[30:28.32]- - -Modify! -Modify!
[30:29.41]- - -Modify! -Modify!
[30:30.49],? Modify! What's that?
[30:50.55],? You look good, but can you race?
[30:55.14]? Can I?
[30:57.39],? Hey, can I?
[30:59.44],() Konbanwa, gentlecars. Let this be an honourable race.
[31:03.77] You must race to the top of Tokyo Tower!
[31:07.11] First one to seize the flag will become
[31:10.66] King of all Drifters!
[31:12.82]? Well, what happens to the loser?
[31:14.33] The loser will be stripped of all modifications
[31:17.29] and become stock.
[31:21.29] But I just got all this fancy stuff.
[31:51.36], You can't drift. You are loser!
[31:54.70] I'll show you!
[32:04.96]- - -Wrong way! -Look out!
[32:08.17], Get back here, you import punk!
[32:12.59] Look out!
[32:14.68] Coming through!
[32:16.26], Doughnuts! I love doughnuts!
[32:23.69], Good move, but not good enough!
[32:28.07], Oh, no! Ninjas!
[32:30.99],?? Whoa, ninjas? What did you do?
[32:32.82]~, Well, shoot, you ought to know. You was there, too.
[32:37.78] Lightning Dragon McQueen!
[32:40.58]。！！ I'll take care of this. Dragon style!
[32:43.79] Spinning dragon attack!
[32:51.72], Oh, no! He's almost to the tower!
[32:54.68]-, - -Quickly, follow me! -Right behind you!
[33:04.98], Look at me, I'm drifting!
[33:12.99], Whoa, look out!
[33:20.95], Oh, no! We're running out of road!
[33:24.25]-, - -No! I can't stop! -Then go!
[33:27.71] Lightning dragon fireball!
[33:36.72] Victory is mine.
[33:39.26], Well, hey. There you are.
[33:41.18]? Where did you come from?
[33:42.52] I come from Radiator Springs.
[33:55.78] You cannot defeat me!
[33:57.49]- - -I can, too. -Cannot!
[33:59.24]- - -Can, too. -Cannot!
[34:00.49]-,, -,, -Can, too! Can, too! Can, too! -Cannot, cannot, cannot!
[34:03.45]-,, - -Can, too! Can, too! Can, too! -Stop saying that!
[34:11.29] I win.
[34:14.84] I'm stock!
[34:31.15]， And that's how I become Tokyo Mater, King of all the Drifters.
[34:35.86]?, What? Mater, that did not happen.
[34:38.82]?？ Oh, yeah? Says you.
[34:42.78], Look at me! I'm modified!