The Emperors New Groove 变身国王.京东优惠,书讯快递

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[00:33.98]Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?
[00:37.40]Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being.
[00:41.78]And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor.
[00:45.16]A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah!
[00:49.88]This is his story. Well, actually, my story.
[00:54.05]That's right... I'm that llama.
[00:56.80]The name is Kuzco...
[00:59.26]Emperor Kuzco.
[01:01.72]I was the world's nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason.
[01:05.64]Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what.
[01:07.69]You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense.
[01:13.40]All right, now see. That's a little too far back. Oh! Look at me.
[01:17.28]That's me as a baby.
[01:21.62]Ahem. All right, let's move ahead.
[01:42.18]- Oh, yeah. - There are despots and dictators
[01:45.51]Political manipulators
[01:47.89]There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas
[01:52.44]There are kings and catty tyrants
[01:54.52]Who are so lacking in refinements
[01:57.82]They'd be better suited swinging from the trees
[02:01.16]He was born and raised to rule
[02:03.32]No one has ever been as cool
[02:06.08]In a thousand years of aristocracy
[02:10.37]An enigma and a mystery
[02:12.92]In Mesoamerican history
[02:14.96]The quintessence of perfection that is he
[02:19.97]Okay, this is the real me. Not this.
[02:22.18]This. Not this. Winner. Loser.
[02:25.97]Okay, see this palace? Everyone in it is at my command. Check this out.
[02:30.77]Butler. Chef.
[02:34.52]Theme song guy.
[02:36.27]Oh, yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation
[02:39.57]He's the hippest cat in creation
[02:41.86]He's the alpha the omega, A to Z
[02:46.49]And this perfect world will spin
[02:48.62]Around his every little whim
[02:50.96]'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with
[02:53.62]- Me. - What's his name
[02:59.63]- That's his name - Kuzco
[03:02.80]- He's the king of the world - Kuzco
[03:06.93]- Is he hip or what - Kuzco
[03:16.27]You threw off my groove!
[03:18.27]I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
[03:22.32]- Sorry! - You were saying?
[03:26.12]What's his name Kuzco
[03:33.87]- Kuzco - That's his name
[03:38.29]- Kuzco - Kuzco
[03:40.42]- Is he hip or what - Kuzco
[03:43.55]Don't you know he's the king of the world
[03:47.22]- Kuzco - Whoa, yeah
[03:55.23]Boom, baby!
[03:58.15]Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride.
[04:00.73]All righty. Trot out the ladies.
[04:04.40]Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely.
[04:08.41]Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess.
[04:11.91]You have a great personality. Is this really the best you could do?
[04:16.17]Oh, yes. Oh, no. I-I mean, p-perhaps...
[04:18.54]What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.
[04:23.17]Anyway, still wondering about that llama in the opening?
[04:27.55]Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.
[04:31.93]First, there's Pacha.
[04:35.35]Uh, excuse me. I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco. You see, I got this summons.
[04:39.23]Inside, up the stairs and to the left. Just follow the signs.
[04:43.19]Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
[04:46.95]Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look.
[04:51.62]- Uh, pardon me. That's mine. - Oh, here you go.
[04:54.75]- Thank you. - You're welcome.
[04:57.71]- Oh, hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me, uh... - Oh, you're so very kind.
[05:00.79]- What happened? - Well, I...
[05:02.96]I threw off the emperor's groove.
[05:05.05]- What? - His groove, the rhythm in which he lives his life, his pattern of behavior.
[05:09.13]I threw it off, and the emperor had me thrown out the window.
[05:13.22]- Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today. - Don't throw off his groove!
[05:17.52]- Oh, okay. - Beware the groove.
[05:20.31]- Hey, are you gonna be all right? - Groove.
[05:23.44]You see what I mean?
[05:25.07]This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
[05:30.49]And why have you come here today?
[05:32.91]Well, Y-Your Highness... I mean, Your Grace.
[05:36.54]Okay, gang. Check out this piece of work.
[05:39.00]This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor...
[05:42.13]living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
[05:45.17]And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man.
[05:47.67]Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.
[05:53.80]Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
[05:58.39]Yep, that's Kronk.
[06:00.85]Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit...
[06:03.48]of trying to run the country behind my back...
[06:05.86]and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.
[06:07.99]It is no concern of mine whether your family has...
[06:11.20]- What was it again? - Um, food.
[06:13.99]Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants.
[06:18.12]We're through here. Take him away. Next!
[06:21.37]But I... Oh, okay.
[06:28.21]The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
[06:30.47]Tell me about it.
[06:32.64]- Hi there. - Oh, Your Highness.
[06:38.68]- Uh, you were doing it again. - Doing? Doing... Doing... Doing what?
[06:43.15]Doing my job. I'm the emperor and you're the emperor's advisor. Remember that?
[06:47.98]But, Your Highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
[06:51.90]Whoa. Look at these wrinkles.
[06:56.24]What is holding this woman together?
[06:59.25]What the... How long has that been there?
[07:02.41]Good thinkin', Yzma. What do you say, Kuzco?
[07:04.96]Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch.
[07:08.67]Uh, excuse me, Your Highness. The village leader is here to see you.
[07:11.26]Oh, great. Send him in. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
[07:14.43]Fired? W-W-What do you mean, fired?
[07:18.26]Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go...
[07:20.93]your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement...
[07:24.06]we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option.
[07:26.36]- Take your pick. I got more. - But I... You, uh...
[07:32.44]But... But, Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire...
[07:36.53]for-for-for many, many years.
[07:39.83]Hey, everybody hits their stride.
[07:42.58]You just hit yours 50 years ago.
[07:45.29]So, who's in my chair?
[07:48.38]Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
[07:51.84]- Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack. - Got it.
[07:57.80]Okay, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
[07:59.81]I'm okay. I'm fine.
[08:06.35]Okay. Show him in.
[08:11.48]Uh, afternoon, Your Highness. I'm here because I received a summons...
[08:15.28]Hey, there he is! My main village man.
[08:18.03]Um, Pacha. Anyway, I-I got this summons...
[08:21.37]Pacha. That's right.
[08:24.08]- You are just the man I wanted to see. - I am?
[08:27.42]Word on the street is you can fix my problem.
[08:31.84]You can fix my problem, can't you?
[08:34.22]Sure. I'll do what I can.
[08:36.51]Good, good. That's just what I wanted to hear.
[08:39.39]Are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire?
[08:42.47]Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace.
[08:45.89]We also herd the llamas that you...
[08:50.94]- My village? - Oh, yeah.
[08:53.36]You got a pretty sweet little set-up there on top of that hill, don't you?
[08:58.20]Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations.
[09:02.87]Uh-huh. So tell me...
[09:05.70]where do you find you get the most sun?
[09:08.00]Oh, I-I'd say just on the other side of those trees.
[09:12.46]When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.
[09:17.09]- Well, that settles it. - Really?
[09:19.09]Yep. Problem solved. Thanks for coming.
[09:21.93]That's it? That's all you wanted me for?
[09:24.43]I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool.
[09:29.10]- Uh, your pool? - Boo-yah! Welcome to Kuzcotopia...
[09:34.15]my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide.
[09:38.40]- What? - Isn't it great? It's my birthday gift to me.
[09:42.58]I'm so happy.
[09:47.25]I don't understand how this could happen.
[09:49.42]Well, let me clear it up for you. At my birthday celebration tomorrow...
[09:53.29]I give the word, and your town will be destroyed...
[09:56.21]to make way for this.
[10:04.10]So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change-of-address forms on the way home.
[10:07.02]But-But, um, where will we live?
[10:09.73]Hmm. Don't know, don't care.
[10:12.81]- How's that? - Oh, but wait. You can't...
[10:19.70]When I give the word...
[10:21.66]your little town thingy will be bye-bye.
[10:25.53]- Bye-bye. - Oh, w-wait. No...
[10:28.87]Boo-hoo. Oh, yeah. Everything was goin' my way.
[10:34.25]Or so I thought.
[10:36.17]He can't get rid of me that easily.
[10:38.17]Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he...
[10:43.05]a little to the left...
[10:45.68]have any idea of who he's dealing with?
[10:48.68]How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him.
[10:52.81]- Yeah, you think he would've turned out better. - Yeah, go figure.
[10:56.77]Well, it's better you're takin' out your anger...
[10:58.82]on these things instead of the real Kuzco, huh?
[11:02.03]That's it, Kronk! That's it!
[11:04.20]I'll get rid of Kuzco.
[11:07.20]- The real Kuzco? - Of course the real Kuzco.
[11:11.58]Don't you see? It's perfect.
[11:13.58]With him out of the way and no heir to the throne...
[11:15.96]I'll take over and rule the empire.
[11:19.71]- Brilliant! - So how does that work with you bein' fired and all?
[11:23.88]The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
[11:28.31]And I'm one of those two, right?
[11:30.47]To the secret lab!
[11:33.64]Pull the lever, Kronk.
[11:36.31]- Wrong lever! - Huh?
[11:39.90]Why do we even have that lever?
[11:43.53]Get out of my way!
[11:47.87]Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
[11:51.83]Faster, faster!
[11:54.25]Yzma, put your hands in the air!
[12:03.34]Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know.
[12:07.72]I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea...
[12:11.43]and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box...
[12:15.39]and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
[12:19.57]I'll smash it with a hammer!
[12:22.36]It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
[12:31.04]Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.
[12:34.96]Take it, Kronk. Feel the power.
[12:38.88]Oh, I can feel it.
[12:41.09]Our moment of triumph approaches.
[12:44.97]It's dinnertime.
[12:56.31]So, is everything ready for tonight?
[12:59.40]Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
[13:03.48]Not the dinner. The, you know...
[13:06.99]Oh, right. The poison...
[13:09.41]The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco...
[13:13.24]Kuzco's poison.
[13:15.70]- That poison? - Yes! That poison.
[13:17.67]- Got you covered. - Excellent.
[13:20.00]A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast...
[13:23.34]and he will be dead before dessert.
[13:25.38]Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.
[13:28.97]Boom, bam, baby! Let's get to the grub.
[13:31.64]I am one hungry king of the world.
[13:35.31]So, no hard feelings about being let go?
[13:39.65]None whatsoever.
[13:42.19]Kronk, get the emperor a drink.
[13:46.07]Drink. Right.
[14:04.67]Your Highness.
[14:07.30]- Is something burning? - My spinach puffs!
[14:17.43]So, he seems nice.
[14:21.56]H-He is.
[14:24.82]He's what, in his late twenties?
[14:28.07]- I'm not sure. - Saved 'em!
[14:31.82]- That's great. Good job. - Great! Very good job.
[14:33.95]Watch it. They're still hot.
[14:39.91]Kronk. The emperor needs his drink.
[14:43.92]Right. Oh. Right.
[14:54.68]Hey, Kronky, everything okay back there?
[14:57.43]Well... Oh, uh...
[15:01.10]The drinks were a bit on the...
[15:04.10]oh, uh, warm side.
[15:08.36]Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.
[15:12.11]Yes, Kronk. Riveting.
[15:14.78]A toast to the emperor!
[15:17.62]Long live Kuzco!
[15:20.87]Don't drink the wine. Poison.
[15:29.30]Ah! Tasty.
[15:33.43]Finally! Good work, Kronk.
[15:36.30]Oh, they're so easy to make. I'll get you the recipe.
[15:38.89]Now to get rid of the body.
[15:42.14]Okay! What were we saying?
[15:44.14]Uh, uh, w-we were just making a toast...
[15:47.65]to your long and healthy rule.
[15:52.49]Right. So what are you gonna do?
[15:55.49]I mean, you've been around here a long time and...
[15:57.95]I really mean a long time.
[16:01.29]I mean, it might be difficult for someone of your age...
[16:05.29]adjusting to life in the private sector.
[16:07.29]Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend?
[16:12.09]- Now, about you finding new work, that's-that's gonna be tough. - Hit him on the head.
[16:16.39]- More broccoli? - Because you're, you know...
[16:19.56]Let's face it. You're no spring chicken, and I mean that in the best possible way.
[16:25.19]What? A llama?
[16:27.94]He's supposed to be dead!
[16:30.02]Yeah, weird.
[16:32.65]Let me see that vial.
[16:37.57]This isn't poison.
[16:39.58]This is extract of llama.
[16:43.87]You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike.
[16:46.46]You might think about relabeling some of them.
[16:48.71]Take him out of town and finish the job now!
[16:53.34]- What about dinner? - Kronk, this is kind of important.
[16:58.18]- How about dessert? - Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
[17:03.14]- And coffee? - All right. A quick cup of coffee.
[17:06.85]Then take him out of town and finish the job!
[17:16.74]Guess where I am right now. Uh-huh. In the bag.
[17:20.41]Still think I'm not the victim here? Watch. It gets better.
[17:26.54]He's doing his own theme music?
[17:38.88]Big, dumb and tone deaf.
[17:41.10]I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
[17:47.60]Mission accomplished.
[18:01.07]- You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you? - My shoulder angel.
[18:04.99]Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.
[18:10.04]I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.
[18:12.96]- Oh, come off it. - You come off it!
[18:15.30]- You. - You. - You. - You infinity.
[18:19.63]Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away.
[18:23.47]Number one... Look at that guy!
[18:25.51]He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
[18:27.64]We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
[18:30.90]Oh, right. That's a harp and that's a dress.
[18:34.32]- Robe! - Reason number two...
[18:36.94]Look what I can do.
[18:39.45]But what does that have to do with anything?
[18:41.66]- No, no. He's got a point. - Listen, you guys.
[18:45.24]You're sort of confusing me, so, uh, begone! Uh... Or, uh, you know.
[18:50.00]- However I get rid of you guys. - That'll work.
[19:13.52]Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?
[19:19.74]Oh, boy. Think, think, think.
[19:22.45]What to do, what to do? What do we do with the body?
[19:31.08]What am I gonna tell the village?
[19:34.75]Come on, Kronky. Come on, Kronky. Okay. What do I do? What do I do?
[19:43.93]Back! Elbow! Shoulder!
[19:53.35]Oh. Hey! Hey, you!
[19:55.40]Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me. Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry about that.
[19:59.11]Comin' through. Hey, you with the cart!
[20:03.74]This is not good.
[20:05.91]Hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
[21:00.38]Mom! Mom! I think I'm still growing! Measure me again!
[21:04.55]All right, Tipo. Stand still and let's see.
[21:06.80]Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him...
[21:09.76]to have grown in the last five minutes.
[21:12.60]- Isn't it? - Look how much you've grown.
[21:15.98]What? Tipo, get out of the way.
[21:17.98]- It's my turn again. Measure me. - Dad's home.
[21:25.49]Come here.
[21:30.16]- Dad! I ate a bug today! - Oh! Was Mom baking again?
[21:33.83]- Don't tell her I said that. - I heard that.
[21:36.16]Okay, everybody, move aside.
[21:38.17]Lady with a baby comin' through.
[21:40.75]Dad! Dad! Dad! Look at how big I am.
[21:43.71]- We were all measured today. - Oh.
[21:45.92]I'm going through a growth spurt. I'm as big as you were when you were me.
[21:49.97]Mm-hmm. Sure are.
[21:51.51]That's not as impressive as my loose tooth. See?
[21:56.10]Okay, okay, you two. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home.
[22:00.81]Now say good night.
[22:03.19]Dad, do we have to?
[22:08.70]No, you two can stay up. We're just gonna be sittin' here tellin' each other how much we love each other.
[22:14.03]Right, honey?
[22:17.33]Good night.
[22:19.37]So, what did the emperor want?
[22:22.84]You know what? He couldn't see me.
[22:24.88]- Couldn't see you? Why not? - I don't know.
[22:27.46]- Well... Well, that's just rude. - Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy.
[22:31.09]- No, no, no, no. No. Emperor or no emperor, it's called common courtesy. - Honey...
[22:35.39]If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him, and you know I would.
[22:39.39]- Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby. - Pacha, I'm fine.
[22:42.52]This baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was...
[22:45.52]I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
[22:47.53]That kind of behavior just-just...
[22:51.36]I gotta go wash something.
[23:08.59]Pacha? You okay?
[23:11.26]Hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip.
[23:15.01]Um, I'm gonna go put Misty away.
[23:31.20]Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here.
[23:33.66]Um, I'm the one in the cart. Remember?
[23:35.70]This story's about me, not him.
[23:39.29]Okay. You got it? All right. We're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down.
[24:00.93]- Where'd you come from, little guy? - No touchy.
[24:05.23]- Demon llama! - Demon llama? Where?
[24:11.94]Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[24:14.45]Ow! Ow, my head.
[24:17.32]Okay, demon llama. Just take it easy.
[24:20.29]I mean you no harm.
[24:23.16]What are you talking about... Oh, wait, I know you.
[24:27.29]- You're that whiny peasant. - Emperor Kuzco?
[24:31.67]Yeah. Who do you think you were talkin' to?
[24:33.67]Uh, how did...
[24:37.64]You don't look like the emperor.
[24:41.18]What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?
[24:44.39]- Do this... - What is this, some kind of little game you country folk like to...
[24:49.86]It can't be!
[24:53.82]My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!
[24:57.03]- Okay, okay, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'm an ugly, stinky llama!
[24:59.45]- Wait, okay, Your Majesty. Shh. - Llama face!
[25:02.45]What happened?
[25:05.00]I'm tryin' to figure that out, okay?
[25:10.59]I can't remember. I can't remember anything.
[25:13.80]Wait a minute. I remember you.
[25:16.76]I remember telling you that I was building my pool...
[25:19.35]where your house was, and then you got mad at me.
[25:24.18]- And you turned me into a llama! - What? No, I did not.
[25:28.35]- Yes, and then you kidnapped me. - Why would I kidnap a llama?
[25:31.23]I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
[25:34.57]- What? - You're right.
[25:37.74]That's giving you way too much credit.
[25:39.82]Okay. I have to get back to the palace.
[25:42.24]Yzma's got that "secret lab."
[25:45.70]I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
[25:48.33]Hey, you. No time to waste. Let's go.
[25:54.84]Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now let's go.
[26:01.14]Build your summerhouse somewhere else.
[26:04.01]You wanna run that by me again?
[26:08.23]I can't let you go back unless you change your mind...
[26:11.61]and build your summer home somewhere else.
[26:16.19]I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer.
[26:20.24]I don't make deals with peasants!
[26:23.28]Then I guess I can't take you back.
[26:26.04]Fine. I don't need you. I can find my own way back.
[26:29.37]I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
[26:33.09]- Nice try, pal. - No, really. I'm telling you...
[26:35.63]there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
[26:38.47]- I'm not listening. - I'm not kidding. Listen, you cannot go in there.
[26:43.18]Ow! Still not listening.
[26:46.81]Aw, you... Fine. Fine. Go ahead.
[26:52.06]If there's no Kuzco, there's no Kuzcotopia.
[26:55.65]Takes care of my problem.
[27:12.33]Scary jungle. Right. Oh, a leaf.
[27:15.00]Oh, it might attack me. Oh, it's a scary tree.
[27:19.22]I'm afraid.
[27:22.09]Please. Never find my way? I'm the emperor, and as such...
[27:25.51]I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
[27:29.85]Okay, where am I?
[27:36.36]Help me! Help me! Help me!
[27:42.78]- Too late. - Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
[27:55.71]What do you want?
[27:58.71]Oh, for me? Why, I don't know what to say.
[28:03.55]- Ow! - Hit the road, bucky.
[28:10.56]Ow! Huh? Huh?
[28:16.02]Huh? Uh-oh.
[28:28.16]No, no. No, no, no, no.
[28:30.20]No, no. No, don't.
[29:03.03]You killer jaguars...
[29:31.89]Don't worry, Your Highness. I got ya. You're safe now.
[29:38.73]Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me...
[29:43.15]might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
[29:45.74]No, no, no. It's-It's okay. This-This is all right. We can figure this out.
[29:52.24]- I hate you. - No!
[29:59.00]Ow! Ow!
[30:11.30]Ow! Ow!
[30:20.35]I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out.
[30:23.90]- Uh-oh. - Don't tell me.
[30:26.15]- We're about to go over a huge waterfall. - Yep.
[30:28.45]- Sharp rocks at the bottom? - Most likely.
[30:31.32]Bring it on.
[31:04.36]Your Highness. Your Highness, can you hear me?
[31:08.61]Oh, boy. Come on, breathe.
[31:14.53]Oh. Why me?
[31:25.17]All right.
[31:38.60]For the last time, it was not a kiss.
[31:42.77]Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting.
[31:47.36]And if you would've done what I ordered you to do in the first place...
[31:50.07]we all could've been spared your little kiss of life.
[31:56.24]But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
[31:59.37]I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzcotopia.
[32:03.62]- Oh, yeah. - Okay, now look...
[32:06.67]I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
[32:10.51]I just think if you really thought about it...
[32:12.84]you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
[32:15.47]And why would I do that?
[32:19.97]deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village...
[32:23.14]out of their homes just for you.
[32:25.15]And that's bad?
[32:28.90]Well, yeah.
[32:31.44]Uh, nobody's that heartless.
[32:36.16]- Now take me back. - What? Wait, wait. How can you be this way?
[32:39.99]All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
[32:43.66]Uh, yeah. Doy. Me. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
[32:47.63]You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the programme, eh, Pacha?
[32:51.59]You know what? Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone...
[32:54.84]and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
[32:57.85]Thanks for that. I'll log that away. Now, for the final time...
[33:01.02]I order you to take me back to the palace.
[33:04.02]Looks to me like you're stuck out here...
[33:06.19]because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
[33:12.07]Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
[33:15.20]Me, me, me.
[33:18.53]Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't...
[33:21.95]Somebody's throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what? What's going on?
[33:27.12]He's never gonna change his mind.
[33:31.63]How am I ever gonna get out of here?
[34:03.08]And so, it is with great sadness...
[34:05.75]that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince...
[34:10.63]taken from us so tragically...
[34:12.96]on the very eve of his 18th birthday.
[34:15.92]- Poor little guy. - His legacy will live on in our hearts...
[34:19.55]- He never had a chance. - for all eternity.
[34:24.72]Well, he ain't gettin' any deader.
[34:27.10]Back to work.
[34:41.95]Kronk, darlin', I must admit you had me worried...
[34:46.12]when you mixed up those poisons.
[34:48.29]But now that Kuzco is dead, all is forgiven.
[34:52.46]Ah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's... He's dead, all right.
[34:56.59]I mean, you can't get much deader than he... than he is right now.
[35:00.47]Unless, of course, we killed him again.
[35:03.80]I suppose.
[35:05.76]- Hey, look, the royal dresser's here. - Kronk.
[35:10.48]- I should tell you right now I'm kind of hard to fit. - Kronk.
[35:12.98]I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.
[35:16.65]Kuzco is dead, right?
[35:19.65]Tell me Kuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
[35:24.49]- Do you need to hear all those words exactly? - He's still alive?
[35:28.79]Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped.
[35:31.25]- Kronk. - I just thought I'd give you the heads-up in case Kuzco ever came back.
[35:36.34]- He can't come back! - Yeah. That would be kind of awkward...
[35:40.34]especially after that lovely eulogy.
[35:42.34]You think? You and I are going out to find him.
[35:45.93]If he talks, we are through! Now let's move.
[35:49.52]Dad, look out!
[35:51.69]Tipo, what is it?
[35:53.98]I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log and was careening out of control...
[35:57.78]down a raging river of death!
[35:59.94]- All right, all right, it's okay. Shh. - It was awful!
[36:02.11]It's okay, it's okay. Tipo, calm down. It was just a dream. Your dad's fine.
[36:07.03]He just went back to see the emperor.
[36:10.50]Oh. Like you told him to, 'cause you're always right.
[36:14.17]That's right. Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
[36:17.38]Yeah, like that would ever happen.
[36:19.38]- It could. - Nuh-uh. - Yeah-huh. - Nuh-uh.
[36:22.38]- Yeah-huh. - Nuh-uh. - Yeah-uh. - Nuh-uh.
[36:24.64]- Yeah-huh. - Nuh-uh. - Yeah-huh. - Nuh-uh.
[36:26.22]- Good night, you two. - Yeah-huh. Night, Mom. - Nuh-uh. Night, Mom.
[36:28.35]- Yeah-huh. - Nuh-uh. - Yeah-huh. - Nuh-uh.
[36:41.32]Uh, hey.
[36:48.08]- Thanks. - Oh.
[36:51.33]No problem.
[36:54.46]- Feels like wool. - Yeah.
[36:57.13]- Alpaca? - Oh, yeah, it is.
[36:59.96]Oh, yeah, I thought so. It's nice.
[37:04.05]- My wife made it. - Oh, she knits?
[37:06.97]- Crochets. - Crochets? Nice.
[37:20.07]So, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh...
[37:25.82]I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know, I-I might...
[37:30.99]Are you saying you've changed your mind?
[37:35.62]- Oh, well, I-I... - Because you know that means...
[37:38.96]you're doing something nice for someone else.
[37:41.88]- No, I know that. I know. - And you're all right with that?
[37:57.14]Don't shake unless you mean it.
[38:07.32]All right.
[38:10.37]Let's get you back to the palace.
[38:12.95]Oh, by the way, thanks.
[38:15.62]No, thank you.
[38:31.89]Okay. Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace.
[38:35.14]- Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath. - I believe it.
[38:38.85]- What was that? - Nothing.
[38:42.69]Whoa! Kuzco!
[38:46.15]- Kuzco! - Yeah?
[38:48.28]Quick, help me up!
[38:51.24]- No. I don't think I will. - You're gonna leave me here?
[38:54.54]Well, I was gonna have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.
[38:58.46]I thought you were a changed man.
[39:00.67]Oh, come on. I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
[39:03.50]- So all of it was a lie? - Well, yeah. No, wait.
[39:09.59]Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie. Toodles.
[39:13.10]We shook hands on it!
[39:19.06]You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is you need hands.
[39:23.56]Okay. Buh-bye.
[39:28.19]- Are you okay? Are you all right? - Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm all right.
[39:32.41]Good! That's for going back on your promise!
[39:37.41]Yeah. That's for kidnapping me...
[39:39.54]and taking me to your village, which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way.
[39:44.00]No touchy.
[39:45.84]Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
[39:48.84]I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
[39:52.59]Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.
[39:55.93]I coul


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