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[00:33.83]-Is this on? -That's fine.
[00:35.83]I can break through walls, I just can't...
[00:38.03]-That's fine. -I can't get this on.
[00:40.64]Mr. Incredible... Do you have a secret identity?
[00:43.84]Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't.
[00:48.05]Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?
[00:53.25]Of course I have a secret identity.
[00:55.26]Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on.
[00:58.66]Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean?
[01:03.47]Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity.
[01:07.17]Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something.
[01:10.58]I said,
[01:11.52]"Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that."
[01:16.09]I mean, you tell me you're a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,
[01:20.69]that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.
[01:24.80]No matter how many times you save the world,
[01:27.20]it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.
[01:30.61]Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know?
[01:34.11]For a little bit. I feel like the maid. "I just cleaned up this mess.
[01:37.51]Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?"
[01:40.02]I could get to that point.
[01:42.02]-"Please?" -We're not finished.
[01:45.03]Sometimes I think I'd just like the simple life, you know?
[01:48.43]Relax a little and raise a family.
[01:51.04]Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!
[01:54.34]I'm up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on.
[01:57.04]Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.
[02:01.35]I don't think so.
[02:20.37]We interrupt for a bulletin.
[02:22.78]A high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway,
[02:26.08]traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.
[02:33.69]Yeah, I've got time.
[03:01.33]Mr. Incredible.
[03:07.64]-What is it, ma'am? -My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.
[03:13.65]Certainly. I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.
[03:17.05]No, he's quite tame.
[03:32.38]Let go now.
[03:49.10]Thank you, Mr. Incredible. You've done it again.
[03:51.80]-You're the best. -No, I'm just here to help.
[03:53.91]All units. We have a tour bus robbery...
[03:56.51]Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.
[03:59.11]Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.
[04:01.92]-Cool! Ready for take-off! -What the...?
[04:04.22]-Who are you supposed to be? -I'm IncrediBoy.
[04:07.03]What? No.
[04:08.63]You're that kid from the fan club.
[04:10.93]Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!
[04:13.94]My name is IncrediBoy.
[04:15.84]I've been nice, I've stood for photos,
[04:18.04]signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me...
[04:20.65]No, don't worry about training me. I know your moves,
[04:23.35]crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything!
[04:26.45]I'm your number one fan!
[04:31.46]Hey! Hey, wait!
[04:42.28]You know...
[04:43.68]...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse,
[04:47.78]but maybe that's not what you had in mind.
[04:50.59]Hey, look...
[04:57.30]Elastigirl.
[04:58.70]Mr. Incredible.
[05:01.70]-It's all right. I've got him. -Sure, you've got him.
[05:04.31]-I just took him out for you. -Sure, you did.
[05:06.51]-His attention was on me. -A fact I exploited to do my job.
[05:09.31]-My job, you mean. -A simple thank you will suffice.
[05:12.32]Thanks, but I don't need any help.
[05:14.52]Whatever happened to "ladies first"?
[05:16.62]Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?
[05:18.83]Look, the lady got me first.
[05:21.53]-Well, we could share, you know. -I work alone.
[05:24.83]Well, I think you need to be more...
[05:28.34]...flexible.
[05:29.54]Are you doing anything later?
[05:31.94]I have a previous engagement.
[05:45.56]Now, you just stay here.
[05:47.77]They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.
[05:50.77]-Hey, Incredible! -Hey, Frozone!
[05:53.47]-Shouldn't you be getting ready? -I still got time.
[05:58.68]He's gonna jump!
[06:14.81]I think you broke something.
[06:16.91]With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.
[06:19.81]Wait a minute.
[06:52.26]Bomb Voyage.
[06:55.66]And IncrediBoy!
[06:58.17]IncrediBoy?
[07:00.77]Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? I have rocket boots.
[07:04.78]-Go home, Buddy. Now. -What?
[07:07.58]Can we talk?
[07:08.98]You always say be true to yourself,
[07:11.18]but you never say which part to be true to.
[07:13.99]Well, I've finally figured out who I am.
[07:16.47]I am your ward... IncrediBoy!
[07:18.90]And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.
[07:22.00]This is because I don't have powers, isn't it?
[07:24.40]Not every superhero has powers, you know.
[07:26.51]You can be super without them.
[07:28.51]I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?
[07:32.01]Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
[07:36.22]Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.
[07:39.62]-Buddy, don't! -It'll only take a second, really.
[07:42.23]No, stop! There's a bomb!
[07:45.93]Let go, you're wrecking my flight pattern.
[07:48.44]-I can do this if you let go! -Will you just...?
[07:51.44]-I'm trying to help! Stop! -Let go of my cape!
[08:38.51]Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.
[08:42.61]I can help you. You're making a mist...
[08:44.52]The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?
[08:46.72]They picked him up.
[08:47.82]The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage
[08:50.62]who I caught robbing the vault.
[08:52.23]We might nab him if we set up a perimeter.
[08:54.53]-He got away? -Well, yeah.
[08:56.53]-Skippy here made sure of that. -IncrediBoy.
[08:59.14]You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late.
[09:02.44]Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.
[09:05.74]-What about Bomb Voyage? -Any other night, I'd go after him,
[09:09.05]but I really gotta go. Don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!
[09:18.66]-Is the night still young? -You're very late.
[09:21.47]-How do I look? Good? -The mask. You still got the mask.
[09:27.48]Showtime.
[09:32.78]Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
[09:36.79]You're late. When you asked if I was doing anything later,
[09:39.99]I didn't realize you'd forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
[09:43.40]-It was. -Cutting it close, don't you think?
[09:45.90]You need to be more... flexible.
[09:48.51]I love you, but if we're gonna make this work,
[09:50.91]you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible.
[09:53.21]You know that. Don't you?
[09:55.32]-...so long as you both shall live? -I do.
[09:57.92]I pronounce this couple husband and wife.
[10:03.63]As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.
[10:07.23]Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?
[10:13.34]In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued
[10:17.55]for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved.
[10:20.95]The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,
[10:23.15]who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible,
[10:26.36]has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.
[10:30.46]Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. He didn't want to be saved.
[10:33.87]The injury received from Mr. Incredible's "actions",
[10:36.87]-causes him daily pain. -I saved your life!
[10:39.28]You didn't save my life! You ruined my death.
[10:41.68]My client has no comment.
[10:43.48]Another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident.
[10:47.89]Incredible's court losses cost the government millions.
[10:51.39]And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.
[10:55.80]It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity.
[11:00.81]Time for them to join us, or go away.
[11:03.91]Under public pressure, and the financial burden
[11:06.92]of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,
[11:09.42]the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program.
[11:13.42]The supers were granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions,
[11:17.13]in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work.
[11:21.54]Where are they now?
[11:23.34]They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes.
[11:27.74]Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.
[11:33.85]Denied? You're denying my claim?
[11:37.76]I don't understand. I have full coverage.
[11:40.76]I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,
[11:42.26]but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17.
[11:45.47]-It states clearly... -I can't pay for this.
[11:48.47]Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.
[11:50.38]I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion.
[11:52.98]We're now officially moved in.
[11:55.38]Yeah, well, that's great, honey.
[11:57.29]The last three years don't count because...
[11:59.69]Because I finally unpacked the last box.
[12:01.69]Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.
[12:03.79]-Why do we have so much junk? -Listen, I've got a client.
[12:06.90]Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey.
[12:10.00]Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids. See you tonight.
[12:12.41]Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we?
[12:15.61]I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me,
[12:19.72]I don't know what I'll do.
[12:29.43]All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't.
[12:33.14]I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...
[12:36.94]Norma Wilcox. W-I-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't.
[12:42.25]I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form
[12:46.05]with our legal department on the second floor.
[12:48.46]I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter.
[12:52.16]I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.
[12:54.77]-Oh, thank you, young man. -Sorry. I know you're upset!
[12:58.47]Pretend to be upset.
[13:03.98]Parr!
[13:05.88]You authorized payment on the Walker policy!
[13:08.49]Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph.
[13:10.79]-Their policy covers... -I don't wanna know about it.
[13:13.79]Don't tell me about it.
[13:14.74]Tell me how you're keeping lnsuricare in the black.
[13:17.70]Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks
[13:20.30]to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call.
[13:26.61]Morning break is over. Morning break is over.
[13:33.62]I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.
[13:36.83]What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
[13:40.63]He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
[13:44.84]-He says. -Look, I know it's you!
[13:47.34]-He puts thumbtacks on my stool. -You saw him do this?
[13:50.35]Well... not really. No.
[13:53.25]Actually, not.
[13:54.45]Oh, then how do you know it was him?
[13:56.55]I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him.
[14:05.57]See? You see?
[14:08.27]You don't see it?
[14:11.98]He moves! Right there!
[14:14.28]Wait, wait! Right there!
[14:17.98]Right as I'm sitting down!
[14:19.79]I don't know how he does it,
[14:21.59]but there's no tack before he moves
[14:23.99]and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not!
[14:31.10]-Bernie... -Don't "Bernie" me.
[14:33.91]This little rat is guilty!
[14:36.01]You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.
[14:40.62]You're letting him go again? He's guilty!
[14:43.62]You can see it on his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty!
[14:50.93]Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office.
[14:55.84]We need to find a better outlet. A more... constructive outlet.
[15:00.44]Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.
[15:03.55]Honey, you know why we can't do that.
[15:05.75]I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
[15:10.46]Dashiell Robert Parr,
[15:12.76]you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff.
[15:16.07]The last thing you need is temptation.
[15:18.27]You always say, "Do your best." But you don't really mean it.
[15:21.67]Why can't I do the best that I can do?
[15:23.98]Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in,
[15:26.38]and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.
[15:29.18]Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of.
[15:31.89]-Our powers made us special. -Everyone's special, Dash.
[15:35.89]Which is another way of saying no one is.
[15:48.81]Rydinger, where you headed?
[15:52.92]-Hi, Tony. -Hey.
[15:55.32]-Hey, Tony, can I carry your books? -That's kind of funny.
[15:59.13]Hey, Tony, do you play football?
[16:04.43]Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.
[16:08.64]He looked at me.
[16:11.14]Come on, Violet!
[16:37.88]Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...
[16:42.09]Oh, great.
[17:20.44]Mom.
[17:23.34]-You're making weird faces again. -No, I'm not.
[17:27.05]You make weird faces, honey.
[17:29.55]-Do you have to read at the table? -Uh-huh. Yeah.
[17:33.16]Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!
[17:36.16]Bob, could you help the carnivore cut his meat.
[17:39.97]Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about school?
[17:44.67]-Well, we dissected a frog. -Dash got sent to the office again.
[17:48.58]-Good. Good. -No, Bob, that's bad.
[17:51.18]-What? -Dash got sent to the office again.
[17:54.39]-What?! What for? -Nothing.
[17:56.29]He put a tack on the teacher's chair... during class.
[17:59.30]Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.
[18:02.10]They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa!
[18:05.30]You must have been booking. How fast were you going?
[18:07.91]We are not encouraging this.
[18:09.61]I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...
[18:11.71]Honey!
[18:15.72]Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table...
[18:18.72]What happened to the car?
[18:21.73]Here. I'm getting a new plate.
[18:25.83]So, how about you, Vi? How was school?
[18:27.94]-Nothing to report. -You've hardly touched your food.
[18:30.84]-I'm not hungry for meatloaf. -Well, it is leftover night.
[18:34.54]We have steak, pasta... What are you hungry for?
[18:37.55]-Tony Rydinger. -Shut up.
[18:40.35]-Well, you are. -I said, shut up, you little insect.
[18:43.46]-Well, she is. -Do not shout at the table.
[18:46.06]-Honey! -Kids! Listen to your mother.
[18:50.17]She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.
[18:53.17]That's it!
[18:54.87]Stop it!
[18:56.88]-You're gonna be toast! -Stop running in the house.
[19:01.28]Sit down!
[19:03.48]-Hey, no force fields! -You started it.
[19:06.19]You sit down! You sit down!
[19:08.89]Violet!
[19:17.30]"Simon J. Paladino,
[19:19.21]longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"?
[19:23.41]-Gazerbeam. -Bob! It's time to engage.
[19:28.22]Do something! Don't just stand there!
[19:30.72]-I need you to intervene! -You want me to intervene?
[19:33.33]Okay. I'm intervening!
[19:37.13]Violet, let go of your brother.
[19:39.44]Hello?
[19:41.84]Get the door.
[19:44.14]-Hey, Lucius! -Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.
[19:47.85]-lce of you to drop by. -Ha! Never heard that one before.
[19:51.55]-Lucius! -Whoa!
[19:57.56]-Ha, ha. -Oh!
[19:59.26]-I like it when it shatters. -I'll be back later.
[20:01.97]-Where are you two going? -It's Wednesday.
[20:04.57]Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.
[20:07.88]Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.
[20:13.98]Don't think you've avoided talking about the principal's office.
[20:17.79]Your father and I are still gonna discuss it.
[20:20.09]I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office.
[20:23.10]Other kids don't have superpowers.
[20:25.10]-Now, it's perfectly normal... -What do you know about normal?
[20:28.60]What does anyone in this family know about normal?
[20:31.31]-Now, wait a minute, young lady. -We act normal. I wanna be normal.
[20:35.41]The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.
[20:39.42]Lucky.
[20:42.63]I meant about being normal.
[20:47.53]So now I'm in deep trouble.
[20:49.63]I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph.
[20:52.84]Somehow I managed to find cover. What does Baron Von Ruthless do?
[20:56.14]-He starts monologuing. -He starts monologuing.
[20:59.15]He starts this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him.
[21:03.15]How inevitable my defeat is,
[21:04.98]the world will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.
[21:07.56]-Yammering. -Yammering.
[21:09.06]I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up.
[21:12.27]-Municiberg, we have a 23-56... -23-56, what is that?
[21:15.97]-Robbery? -This is just sad.
[21:18.27]-Want to catch a robber? -No.
[21:20.28]Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling.
[21:22.88]Look, what if we actually
[21:24.94]did what our wives think we're doing?
[21:27.49]Just to shake things up.
[21:29.09]He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him.
[21:33.90]They're just talking.
[21:36.30]-What are we doing here? -Protecting people.
[21:39.50]-Nobody asked us. -You need an invitation?
[21:41.91]I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and...
[21:45.61]-You remember Gazerbeam? -There was something in the paper.
[21:49.12]-He had trouble with civilian life. -When did you see him?
[21:52.42]I don't see anyone from the old days. Just you.
[21:56.03]-And we're pushing our luck as it is. -Come on.
[21:58.33]It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this...
[22:01.23]-We have a report on a fire... -A fire. We're close!
[22:04.74]-Yeah, baby! -We're gonna get caught.
[22:10.05]Fire! Yeah!
[22:20.66]-Is that everybody? -Yeah.
[22:24.37]-It better be. -Can't you put this out?
[22:27.77]I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!
[22:31.18]-What's that mean? -It means it's hot.
[22:33.38]-I'm dehydrated, Bob. -You're out of ice?
[22:35.78]You can't run out. You can use water in the air.
[22:38.19]There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?
[22:42.09]I can't smash walls. The building's getting weaker.
[22:45.10]-It's gonna come down on top of us. -I wanted to go bowling!
[22:51.00]All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot!
[23:13.84]Oh, good.
[23:18.14]That ain't right.
[23:21.45]-We look like incompetent bad guys! -You can get water out of the air.
[23:25.05]Freeze!
[23:31.36]Freeze!
[23:32.56]-I'm thirsty. -I said freeze!
[23:35.47]I'm just getting a drink.
[23:42.28]-You've had your drink. Now... -I know. I know. Freeze.
[23:50.29]Police officers!
[24:03.91]That was way too close.
[24:05.71]We are not doing that again.
[24:11.02]Verify you want to switch targets? Over.
[24:14.32]Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.
[24:43.76]-I thought you'd be back by 11. -I said I'd be back later.
[24:47.17]I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all...
[24:49.97]-...you'd be "back later". -Well, I'm back, okay?
[25:00.59]Is this rubble?
[25:02.79]It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose.
[25:06.40]You know how I feel about that. Darn you! We can't blow cover again.
[25:10.00]-The building was coming down anyway. -What?
[25:13.21]You knocked down a building?
[25:14.91]It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down.
[25:17.91]Have you been listening to the police scanner again?
[25:20.42]I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.
[25:23.72]It is a bad thing, Bob!
[25:25.22]Uprooting our family again,
[25:27.14]so you can relive the glory days is a bad thing.
[25:29.33]It's better than acting like they didn't happen!
[25:32.33]Yes! They happened! But this, our family,
[25:34.84]is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this!
[25:38.54]I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.
[25:41.75]It's not a graduation. He's moving from fourth to fifth grade.
[25:45.35]-It's a ceremony! -It's psychotic!
[25:47.35]They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity
[25:50.16]but if someone is exceptional...
[25:52.16]This is not about you, Bob. It's about Dash.
[25:54.46]You want to do something for Dash? Let him actually compete.
[25:57.37]-Let him go out for sports! -I will not be made the enemy!
[26:00.27]-You know why we can't do that. -Because he'd be great.
[26:03.17]This is not about you!
[26:07.38]All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.
[26:10.49]Vi? You, too, young lady.
[26:12.79]Come on. Come on out.
[26:16.29]It's okay, kids. We're just having a discussion.
[26:19.00]Pretty loud discussion.
[26:20.90]But that's okay. What's important is that Mommy and I are a team.
[26:24.60]-We're united, uh, against forces of... -Pigheadedness?
[26:30.41]-I was gonna say evil. -We're sorry we woke you.
[26:33.02]Everything's okay. Go back to bed. It's late.
[26:35.42]-Good night, Mom. Night, Dad. -Good night.
[26:37.62]In fact, we should all be in bed.
[26:54.15]Request claim on claim numbers 158183...
[26:58.95]Haven't you got him yet? Where is he?
[27:01.66]Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.
[27:04.36]-Now? -Now.
[27:24.89]Sit down, Bob.
[27:31.40]I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.
[27:36.61]-Ask me why. -Okay. Why?
[27:39.41]Why what? Be specific, Bob.
[27:41.51]Why are you unhappy?
[27:43.22]Your customers make me unhappy.
[27:45.12]What, you've gotten complaints?
[27:46.92]Complaints I can handle.
[27:48.52]What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge
[27:52.23]of lnsuricare's inner workings! They're experts. Experts, Bob!
[27:56.23]Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle!
[27:59.44]They're penetrating the bureaucracy!
[28:02.04]-Did I do something illegal? -No.
[28:04.85]-We shouldn't help our customers? -The law requires that I answer no.
[28:09.25]-We're supposed to help people. -Help our people!
[28:12.56]Starting with our stockholders.
[28:14.46]Who's helping them out, huh?
[28:18.97]You know, Bob, a company...
[28:23.27]Is like an enormous clock.
[28:24.97]...is like an enormous... Yes. Precisely.
[28:29.08]It only works if all the little cogs mesh together.
[28:33.79]Now, a clock needs to be cleaned, well-lubricated and wound tight.
[28:39.29]The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.
[28:45.00]I'm being metaphorical, Bob. Know what I mean by cooperative cogs?
[28:49.41]Bob?
[28:51.21]Bob? Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr.
[28:54.42]-That man out there, he needs help. -Don't change the subject.
[28:57.62]-We're discussing your attitude. -He is getting mugged!
[29:00.52]-Well, let's hope we don't cover him. -I'll be right back.
[29:03.33]Stop right now or you're fired!
[29:09.44]Close the door.
[29:13.44]Get over here, now.
[29:19.35]I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.
[29:24.06]-He got away. -Good thing, too.
[29:27.96]You were this close to losing your...
[29:42.58]Please report to operating room 722 immediately.
[29:53.10]-How is he? -He'll live.
[29:54.60]-I'm fired, aren't I? -You think?
[29:56.40]-What can I say, Rick? -Nothing you haven't said before.
[29:59.21]-Someone was in trouble. -Always.
[30:01.31]-I had to do something. -Every time you say that,
[30:04.01]it's a month and a half of trouble for me.
[30:06.22]Hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's dollars.
[30:08.62]-I know. -We pay to keep the company quiet.
[30:11.32]We pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family.
[30:14.53]Every time it gets harder. Money, money, money.
[30:17.13]We can't keep doing this. We appreciate what you did in the old days,
[30:21.24]but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own.
[30:27.75]Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you,
[30:30.36]you know, for old times' sake.
[30:32.35]I can't do that to my family. Everyone just got settled.
[30:35.56]I'll make it work. Thanks.
[30:37.86]Take care of yourself.
[30:51.98]What are you waiting for?
[30:54.28]I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.
[30:58.59]Me, too, kid.
[31:24.33]Huh?
[31:38.35]"Hold still"?
[31:39.85]Match: Mr. Incredible.
[31:48.46]Room is secure. Commence message.
[31:51.77]Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, we know who you are.
[31:56.17]Rest assured, your secret is safe with us.
[31:59.27]My name is Mirage. We have something in common.
[32:02.78]According to the government, neither of us exist.
[32:06.69]Please pay attention, as this message is classified
[32:08.95]and will not be repeated.
[32:10.99]I represent a top secret division of the government,
[32:13.80]designing and testing experimental technology,
[32:16.40]and we have need of your unique abilities.
[32:19.40]Something happened at our testing facility.
[32:21.81]-Honey! -Huh? What?
[32:23.21]-Dinner's ready. -Okay.
[32:25.71]...it is contained within an isolated area,
[32:28.02]it threatens to cause incalculable damage to itself and our facilities,
[32:32.22]jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars...
[32:35.13]Is someone in there?
[32:36.83]-It's the TV, trying to watch. -Because of its sensitive nature...
[32:40.13]-Stop. It's time for dinner. -One minute!
[32:43.54]If you accept, your payment will be triple your current annual salary.
[32:47.54]Call the number on the card.
[32:49.22]Voice-matching will ensure security.
[32:51.45]The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here.
[32:55.45]You can still do great things. Or...
[32:59.46]...you can listen to police scanners. Your choice.
[33:02.76]You have 24 hours to respond.
[33:04.67]Think about it.
[33:44.12]This message will self-destruct.
[33:46.33]Uh-oh.
[34:05.25]You are one distracted guy.
[34:07.96]Am I? I don't mean to be.
[34:10.06]I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating.
[34:15.87]I just want you to know how much it means
[34:18.39]to me that you stay at it anyway.
[34:20.67]-Honey? About the job? -What?
[34:23.38]-Something's happened. -What?
[34:25.68]-The, uh... -What?
[34:27.38]The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.
[34:30.19]-A conference? -Out of town.
[34:32.69]I'm gonna be gone for a few days.
[34:34.29]They've never sent you to a conference before. This is good, isn't it?
[34:38.60]Yes.
[34:39.60]You see? They're finally recognizing your talents.
[34:43.11]-You're moving up. -Yes.
[34:44.61]-Honey! This is wonderful! -Yes, it is.
[34:49.82]Hello?
[34:51.12]This is Mr. Incredible.
[34:53.82]I'm in.
[35:00.93]The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot.
[35:05.24]lts artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem
[35:08.94]it's confronted with. And, unfortunately...
[35:11.85]Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.
[35:15.55]We lost control.
[35:16.72]Now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility.
[35:19.26]We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety.
[35:22.86]How am I going in?
[35:23.96]The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet.
[35:27.87]lts cloaking devices make it difficult to track.
[35:31.47]We're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island.
[35:34.88]One more thing. Obviously it represents a significant investment.
[35:38.68]You want me to shut it down without destroying it.
[35:41.09]You are Mr. Incredible.
[36:02.62]I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot.
[36:05.52]Every moment you fight it increases its knowledge of how to beat you.
[36:09.23]Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it.
[36:11.63]-And don't die. -Great. Thanks.
[36:45.08]Showtime.
[38:54.36]Oh, my back!
[40:03.86]Surprising. We must bring him back.
[40:07.66]Sound the all clear, and invite him to dinner.
[40:29.89]Most important, keep things light.
[40:33.10]Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities.
[40:38.00]Am I overdressed?
[40:39.71]Actually, you look rather dashing.
[40:42.71]-I take it our host is... -I'm sorry.
[40:45.51]He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'll understand.
[40:48.92]Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'm working for.
[40:52.63]He prefers a certain amount of anonymity.
[40:55.53]Surely, you of all people understand that.
[40:58.23]I was just wondering, of all the places
[41:00.66]to settle down, why live...
[41:02.94]With a volcano? He's attracted to power. So am I.
[41:07.35]-It's a weakness we share. -Seems a bit unstable.
[41:11.25]I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.
[41:14.56]Aren't we all?
[41:16.16]Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.
[41:18.96]Everything at the table was grown right here.
[41:22.17]-How does it compare? -Everything's delicious.
[42:49.39]-Jeez. -Hurry, honey.
[42:51.79]Or you'll be late for work.
[42:55.40]-Have a great day, honey. -Thanks.
[42:57.50]-Help customers, climb ladders... -Bring bacon.
[43:00.50]All that jazz.
[43:10.12]You have an appointment?
[43:11.62]I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...
[43:13.92]-All visitors are required... -Go check the electric fence.
[43:17.43]What is it? Who are you?

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