[00:52.75]Before time began, there was the Cube.
[00:58.02]We know not where it comes from,
[01:00.26]only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life.
[01:07.00]That is how our race was born.
[01:10.20]For a time, we lived in harmony,
[01:12.77]but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
[01:19.81]And so began the war,
[01:22.68]a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
[01:28.25]and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
[01:33.62]We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
[01:39.46]searching every star, every world.
[01:44.50]And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us
[01:50.54]to an unknown planet called Earth.
[02:01.85]But we were already too late.
[02:17.77]Oh, God, five months of this.
[02:19.90]I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
[02:22.50]A plate of mama's alligators etouffee.
[02:24.64]You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets
[02:26.91]for the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
[02:30.18]But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat.
[02:38.29]English, please. English.
[02:40.66]I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
[02:44.43]Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage.
[02:49.43]Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
[02:50.77]Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh? The Sox at Fenway.
[02:55.90]- Cold hotdog and a flat beer. - Perfect day.
[02:59.64]What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
[03:02.98]I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
[03:05.88]- He's adorable. - That's too...
[03:27.40]Hey, I'm ready to do this.
[03:29.80]Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man.
[03:36.61]Watch this crossover, baby.
[03:37.98]Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line.
[03:41.98]- Step aside, ladies. - Oh, man. What?
[03:44.25]- Lennox! - Hey, what are you doing?
[03:46.62]- Water? - Thank you.
[03:49.46]Are you gonna help me with the gear?
[03:58.03]Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out.
[04:07.14]Unidentified aircraft, you are in restricted US military airspace.
[04:11.71]Squawk ident and proceed east out of the area.
[04:16.75]Raptors one and two, snap to heading two-five-zero to intercept.
[04:20.56]Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking.
[04:28.13]Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
[04:33.13]If you do not comply, we will use deadly force.
[04:38.14]Copy the bogie.
[04:39.67]Tail 4500 X-ray.
[04:42.34]Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago.
[04:44.91]- Afghanistan. - That's got to be a mistake.
[04:46.85]- Check again, then recheck. - I did, sir.
[04:49.02]A friend of mine was on that chopper.
[04:51.79]Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
[04:57.83]- Radar, where's the inbound? - Bogie's five miles out, sir.
[05:04.57]- My wife on? - Yes, Captain.
[05:08.64]- My ladies! - Look.
[05:10.61]Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big.
[05:12.47]Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them.
[05:15.91]Baby, we made a good-Iooking kid.
[05:17.55]I know that people say that all the time,
[05:19.78]but, wow, we made one good-looking kid. Nice work.
[05:22.25]She has your laugh.
[05:24.12]- She laughed? - Her first one, yeah.
[05:26.82]You sure she didn't just fart?
[05:29.86]No, she's a lady.
[05:31.76]She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
[05:36.20]4500 X. Something's not right.
[05:43.71]Bogie's on the deck.
[05:45.87]Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
[05:50.14]It's coming from the chopper.
[05:52.41]- Will? - Sarah?
[05:54.78]Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon.
[05:58.19]Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon.
[06:01.72]- To the right. Go to the right. - Check fire.
[06:08.16]MH-53 pilot, power down now.
[06:15.27]Have your crew step out or we will kill you.
[06:26.78]Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
[06:54.51]They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
[07:26.01]Go! Move! Move!
[07:35.28]It's going after the files!
[07:37.08]Cut the hard lines!
[07:38.55]I need a key! It's locked!
[07:49.33]Here, come here! Come here!
[08:07.08]Here, hide in here!
[08:09.12]Oh, my God. Okay.
[08:37.11]Epps, let's go!
[08:59.10]Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
[09:02.27]Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
[09:07.98]For my family...
[09:09.34]Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility.
[09:19.62]So, for my family genealogy report,
[09:21.29]I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather,
[09:24.79]who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky.
[09:28.20]Very famous explorer.
[09:29.36]In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
[09:37.64]In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf.
[09:44.05]Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
[09:48.38]The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
[09:54.02]Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
[09:58.79]We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
[10:02.13]So that's the story, right?
[10:04.47]And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools
[10:06.77]used by 19th-century seamen.
[10:09.97]This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks.
[10:12.01]It's all for sale, by the way.
[10:13.41]Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain.
[10:18.31]These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses.
[10:20.78]I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things.
[10:23.62]Are you going to sell me his liver?
[10:25.99]Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
[10:28.66]I don't think your grandfather would be
[10:29.86]particularly proud of what you're doing.
[10:31.19]I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund.
[10:34.53]You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal.
[10:36.70]Cold hard cash works, too.
[10:38.13]And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day.
[10:40.53]- Sam! - Sorry.
[10:42.10]Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather,
[10:43.90]the genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward,
[10:48.84]drawing these strange symbols
[10:50.11]and babbling on about some giant ice man
[10:52.68]that he thought he'd discovered.
[10:54.45]Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not.
[10:58.39]- Sleep in fear tonight. - Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
[11:00.79]- Sam? - Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
[11:03.22]Okay. Pretty good, right?
[11:07.23]I'd say a solid B-.
[11:11.83]B-？ A B-?
[11:12.93]You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap
[11:15.07]- in my classroom. - No, kids enjoy...
[11:16.34]- Look, can you do me a favor? - What?
[11:17.67]Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
[11:20.11]- He's the guy in the green car. - Yeah.
[11:21.78]Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy's dream.
[11:24.51]And a man's promise to that boy.
[11:26.38]He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
[11:29.32]"But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As."
[11:31.69]Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
[11:33.92]Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-. Dream gone. Kaput.
[11:38.86]Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
[11:44.33]Yes! Yes, yes.
[11:48.47]A-. It's an A, though.
[11:49.54]Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
[11:51.41]- So I'm good? - You're good.
[11:53.87]- I got a little surprise for you, son. - What kind of...
[11:57.45]Yeah, a little surprise.
[12:00.48]No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
[12:05.05]- Oh, you got to be kidding me. - See?
[12:06.65]Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche.
[12:12.79]- You think that's funny? - Yeah, I think it's funny.
[12:15.06]- What's wrong with you? - You think I'd really get you
[12:16.63]a Porsche for your first car?
[12:19.40]I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.
[12:21.70]- Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. - It's not a funny joke.
[12:27.84]- Manny! - What?
[12:30.75]Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit.
[12:32.48]He's having a heat stroke again.
[12:33.68]Scaring white folks.
[12:34.85]I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes.
[12:37.55]Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car,
[12:40.29]not half a piece of crap, Dad.
[12:41.99]When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine.
[12:44.43]Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay?
[12:45.99]- You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? - Yeah.
[12:47.43]Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50-year-old virgin.
[12:50.63]- Okay. - You want me to live that life?
[12:52.50]- No sacrifice, no victory. - Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
[12:54.80]- The old Witwicky motto, Dad. - Right.
[12:58.31]Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs.
[13:02.21]How can I help you?
[13:03.41]Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car.
[13:07.08]- You come to see me? - I had to.
[13:09.28]That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
[13:13.75]- Sam. - Sam, let me talk to you.
[13:16.56]Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods.
[13:21.86]Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car.
[13:25.57]The car'll pick the driver.
[13:27.33]It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
[13:30.24]Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them.
[13:33.24]Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[13:39.55]Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
[13:42.65]I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
[13:47.39]Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need.
[13:52.46]This ain't bad.
[13:55.20]- This one's got racing stripes. - Yeah.
[13:57.33]It got racing...
[13:59.30]Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this?
[14:01.27]I don't know nothing about this car.
[14:03.14]- Manny! - What?
[14:04.47]What is this? This car! Check it out!
[14:07.17]I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco!
[14:09.78]Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out!
[14:16.85]- How much? - Well,
[14:20.35]considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle,
[14:23.56]with the slick wheels and the custom paint job...
[14:25.46]- Yeah, but the paint's faded. - Yeah, but it's custom.
[14:29.63]It's custom faded?
[14:30.76]Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
[14:33.63]- Five grand. - No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
[14:36.84]Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
[14:38.54]No, no, no. You said cars pick their drivers.
[14:40.21]Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father. Out the car.
[14:43.51]Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut.
[14:46.78]There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there.
[14:49.02]No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes.
[14:51.72]This is a classic engine right here.
[14:53.85]I sold a car the other day...
[14:58.23]Gee. Holy cow.
[14:59.76]- No, no, no. No worries. - You all right?
[15:01.30]I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
[15:05.17]Get your clown cousin and get some hammers
[15:06.93]and come bang this stuff out, baby!
[15:10.14]...greater than man...
[15:11.21]That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy.
[15:46.44]Hello, Mr. Secretary.
[15:50.34]They're so young.
[15:52.05]They're the top subject matter experts, sir.
[15:54.28]NSA's recruiting right out of high school these days.
[15:56.65]Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
[16:01.36]I am so underdressed.
[16:03.22]Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense.
[16:08.10]Please be seated.
[16:11.10]I'm John Keller.
[16:12.90]Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts.
[16:17.54]At 1900 local time yesterday,
[16:19.54]the SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked.
[16:22.94]So far as we know, there were no survivors.
[16:26.58]The objective of the attack was to hack our military network.
[16:30.52]We're not sure exactly what they're after,
[16:32.25]but we do know that they were cut off during the assault,
[16:35.79]which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again.
[16:40.09]Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
[16:43.16]And the only real lead we have so far is this sound.
[16:53.84]That's the signal that hacked our network.
[16:57.91]NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
[17:01.12]and intercept further communications,
[17:02.68]but we need your help to find out who did this.
[17:05.59]Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis.
[17:10.26]We're on a hair-trigger here, people.
[17:13.06]The President has dispatched battle groups
[17:15.30]to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
[17:19.57]Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer-in-charge.
[17:21.30]You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work.
[17:24.30]Good luck to us all.
[17:35.28]All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl.
[17:40.75]I need money to take out the girl is what I need.
[17:49.53]Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills?
[17:55.30]Good. What's up?
[17:56.74]Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car.
[18:01.91]It's like clockwork.
[18:03.18]All right, I know you get wasted on these things,
[18:04.88]but if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay?
[18:08.05]That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
[18:10.45]- Ron, this one is uneven. - Yeah. Probably.
[18:14.66]This one is wobbly.
[18:15.96]- Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. - Couldn't we have hired a professional?
[18:20.16]- Sam... - What?
[18:21.40]I do not like footprints on my grass.
[18:24.06]- What foot... There's no footprints. - That's why I built my path.
[18:26.37]So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay?
[18:28.17]- It's family grass, Dad. - Well, when you own your own grass,
[18:30.40]- you'll understand. - This... I can't do it anymore.
[18:32.61]- You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. - What?
[18:34.81]He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
[18:37.08]That's his bling.
[18:39.01]I want you home at 11:00!
[18:41.05]- Yeah, all right. - 11:00!
[18:43.02]Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
[18:45.25]Seat belt on!
[18:53.43]Wow. You are so cheap.
[18:57.73]Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that.
[19:05.44]At this time, we can't confirm whether there were any survivors.
[19:11.51]Oh, my God.
[19:12.58]Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta,
[19:14.52]our highest readiness level.
[19:17.95]We're dealing with a very effective weapons system
[19:19.79]that we have not come across before.
[19:22.32]But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women...
[19:25.53]Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
[19:28.53]I've never seen a weapons system like this.
[19:31.33]The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton
[19:34.13]like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field.
[19:37.40]That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields
[19:39.74]except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
[19:42.01]- Man, I don't know. - What is that?
[19:43.51]My mama, she had the gift, you know?
[19:45.68]She saw things. I got the gene, too,
[19:49.05]and that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over.
[19:53.55]How about you use those magic voodoo powers
[19:55.42]and get us the hell out of here, huh?
[19:57.19]When I took that picture, I think it saw me.
[20:03.76]It looked right at me.
[20:06.13]All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away.
[20:08.57]They got to know what we're dealing with here.
[20:10.10]My radio's fried.
[20:11.94]- I got no communication with aerial. - Hey, Mahfouz.
[20:14.64]- How far do you live from here? - Not far. Just up that mountain.
[20:17.71]- Do they have a phone? - Yes.
[20:19.35]All right, let's hit it.
[20:24.45]Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
[20:26.89]Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property.
[20:32.59]Oh, my God.
[20:34.16]Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right?
[20:37.43]- I'm good, right? - Yeah, you're good.
[20:43.97]Hey, guys, check it out.
[20:48.31]Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
[20:57.55]So, what are you guys doing here?
[21:00.32]We're here to climb this tree.
[21:02.96]I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
[21:04.93]- Yeah. - You know, I thought I recognized you.
[21:06.49]You tried out for the football team last year, right?
[21:11.03]Let's go call your mom.
[21:12.43]Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout.
[21:16.44]I was researching a book I was writing.
[21:19.24]- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
[21:20.64]Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports?
[21:24.51]No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
[21:28.25]No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it.
[21:30.58]You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas,
[21:33.85]sections, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
[21:38.89]Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
[21:43.86]Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head.
[21:46.20]You got to get out of the tree right now. Get...
[21:48.37]Just get out of the tree right now, please.
[21:51.91]What are you doing?
[21:53.21]Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching.
[21:55.38]You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now.
[21:57.91]- Hey, how about you let me drive? - Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
[22:01.28]These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No.
[22:04.35]Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat?
[22:08.32]God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.
[22:15.76]You'll call me.
[22:23.60]Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
[22:26.61]Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio?
[22:28.21]- I'm gonna drive her home tonight. - What?
[22:30.21]She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
[22:32.95]She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance.
[22:34.68]You got to be understanding here, all right?
[22:36.05]All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet.
[22:37.55]- Did you say, "Put her in the back"? - I called shotgun.
[22:39.29]I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car.
[22:41.19]- That's a party foul. - What rules?
[22:42.62]Bros before hos.
[22:43.92]Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay?
[22:45.79]You can't do this to me.
[22:46.89]You got to get out of my car right now.
[22:52.83]Who's gonna come around when you break?
[22:56.37]Mikaela! It's Sam.
[23:00.87]I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything.
[23:04.21]So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
[23:06.08]I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.
[23:10.58]There you go.
[23:23.80]I can't believe that I'm here right now.
[23:27.60]You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
[23:30.34]Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you.
[23:32.47]I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in.
[23:37.81]'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys,
[23:40.91]for tight abs and really big arms.
[23:48.09]Well, there's a couple new additions in the car.
[23:50.96]Like, I just put in that light there.
[23:54.03]And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.
[24:04.10]Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here?
[24:07.61]Oh, no, no.
[24:09.54]We've been in the same school since first grade.
[24:11.55]- Really? - Yeah.
[24:13.25]Yeah, a long time.
[24:14.68]Well, do we have any classes together?
[24:16.68]- Yeah, yeah. - Really? Which?
[24:18.35]History. Language arts. Math. Science.
[24:21.96]- Sam. - Sam. Yeah.
[24:23.32]- Sam Wilkicky. - Witwicky.
[24:26.86]God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just...
[24:28.63]- No, it's cool. - I just didn't recognize you.
[24:30.43]Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable.
[24:34.07]No, no, no. No. Come on.
[24:38.24]Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car.
[24:41.64]When I get that feeling I want sexual healing
[24:44.34]This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so...
[24:48.98]Look, this isn't something that I, you know...
[24:51.32]I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
[24:54.39]'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do.
[24:56.89]Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on.
[24:58.69]- No, of course not. - I'm a friend of yours.
[25:00.13]I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.
[25:02.56]I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.
[25:06.03]I feel good
[25:07.33]Just pop the hood.
[25:09.20]Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
[25:14.81]Whoa, nice headers.
[25:16.14]You've got a high-rise double-pump carburetor.
[25:17.81]That's pretty impressive, Sam.
[25:21.65]It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.
[25:26.42]I like to go faster.
[25:28.32]And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose.
[25:33.39]Yeah? How'd you know that?
[25:36.26]My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this.
[25:40.33]I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.
[25:43.87]That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
[25:46.17]Oh, my God.
[25:47.27]Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.
[25:48.94]Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.
[25:52.08]Especially not Trent. He hates it.
[25:54.81]Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine.
[25:57.78]I prefer it, actually.
[26:00.02]- Okay. You want to fire it up for me? - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
[26:02.42]- Thanks. - You know, I was thinking.
[26:04.72]You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him?
[26:10.46]You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk.
[26:13.13]Good luck with your car.
[26:18.37]Walking's healthy, right?
[26:21.47]Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[26:24.08]Come on, please. Please, you gotta work for me now.
[26:26.45]Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.
[26:29.52]Baby come back any kind of fool could see
[26:35.66]There was something in everything about you
[26:41.93]Baby come back you can blame it all on me
[26:48.50]Wait a second!
[26:50.34]I was wrong and I just can't live without you
[26:55.41]There it is.
[26:57.61]I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening.
[27:02.02]- Oh, yeah, yeah. - You... You think I'm shallow?
[27:07.42]I think you're... No, no, no.
[27:10.92]I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you.
[27:20.20]All right, I'll see you at school.
[27:31.61]That was a stupid line.
[27:32.75]"There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
[27:40.75]Oh, my God. I love my car.
[27:53.30]Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran.
[27:58.97]Come on, man. This is way too smart for Iranian scientists.
[28:02.74]- Think about it. - What do you think, kid? Chinese?
[28:07.05]No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using.
[28:12.85]This is Air Force One. Level of flight, level three-three-zero.
[28:14.82]We will hunt down this enemy. And when we do,
[28:16.99]we'll know just what to do with them.
[28:19.69]- Thank you. - You're welcome.
[28:38.71]Apparently, there are very few survivors.
[28:40.41]Yes, Mr. President?
[28:41.72]Yeah, can you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs, darling?
[28:56.80]I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
[30:10.10]Do you hear that?
[30:14.74]Are you getting this?
[30:17.31]I think they're hacking the network again.
[30:34.16]Oh, my God. This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar.
[30:37.40]- Are you running a diagnostic? - Should I be?
[30:39.33]- Yes, you should. - So I am.
[30:52.45]Someone! They're hacking into Air Force One!
[30:54.85]We need a senior analyst.
[30:56.48]- I think they're planting a virus. - A virus?
[30:58.45]- It's streaming right now. - They are planting a virus
[31:01.09]and stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time.
[31:04.39]Code Red. We have a breach.
[31:06.03]Air Force One, someone onboard has breached the military network.
[31:08.86]I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
[31:16.24]- You got to cut the hard lines. - What?
[31:17.74]- Whatever they want, they are getting it. - Sir?
[31:20.97]Permission to take down the Defense Network.
[31:23.78]- Cut all server hard lines now. - Cut all server hard lines now.
[31:49.44]Someone's tampered with the POTUS mainframe.
[31:59.25]Shots fired in the underdeck. Repeat, shots fired.
[32:01.75]Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
[32:22.67]I want our President in that bunker.
[32:24.77]And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality.
[32:28.91]That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now.
[32:32.11]Air Force One is on the ground.
[33:37.31]Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[33:40.81]That's my car!
[33:47.29]No, no, no, no.
[33:55.93]Dad, call the cops!
[33:59.80]Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going?
[34:03.04]Hello? 911 emergency! My car has been stolen!
[34:06.87]I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole squadron.
[34:10.44]Bring everyone! No, don't ask me questions, all right?
[34:13.35]My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!
[34:48.65]Oh, my God.
[35:06.63]My name is Sam Witwicky.
[35:08.13]Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You saw that?
[35:12.17]Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
[35:15.01]and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine.
[35:17.48]I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that...
[35:19.58]Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
[35:22.32]I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
[35:35.96]No! No! No! No!
[35:41.63]Oh, my God.
[35:43.57]No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
[35:46.31]Oh, my God.
[35:50.71]Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh! No! No!
[35:58.32]Okay. Please, please don't kill me!
[35:59.79]I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours!
[36:04.92]Listen, listen, listen.
[36:07.46]- Good, you're here. - Let me see your hands!
[36:08.90]- No, no, no! It's not me! - Let me see your hands.
[36:10.56]- The guy's inside. - Shut up! Walk towards the car.
[36:15.57]Put your head on the hood.
[36:30.58]Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network,
[36:33.42]which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked.
[36:36.06]- What did they get? - We still don't know.
[36:37.79]- Talk to me about the virus. - It's a Spider-bot virus.
[36:41.03]We're not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system.
[36:43.76]- Can we stop it? - Every time we try an antivirus,
[36:45.87]it adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore.
[36:48.50]It's become the system.
[36:49.67]Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US.
[36:52.94]The only countries with this kind of capability
[36:54.64]are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
[36:57.04]- I'm sorry, that's not correct. - Excuse me, young lady.
[37:00.08]I didn't see you standing there. You would be who?
[37:02.42]I'm just the analyst who detected the hack.
[37:04.35]Hold on. It was you? You did it?
[37:07.85]- Her team. - Sir,