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[00:05.25]Steel yourself against my steel, villain!
[00:14.38]Your reign of tears is over!
[00:16.48]I got the onion, Dad!
[00:17.62]I'll get the bok choy!
[00:20.38]I'll get the radish.
[00:23.10]Yah! Chop it fine, Son. Chop it fine!
[00:28.22]- Carrot! - Mushrooms.
[00:30.07]- Ginger! - Leeks!
[00:31.48]- Garlic! - Soy sauce!
[00:32.99]- Beets! - No beets.
[00:34.45]But I like beets.
[00:35.65]Shh. One final ingredient.
[00:38.55]Noodles!
[00:43.80]One noodle soup!
[00:48.68]So delicious!
[00:50.28]Yeah.
[00:52.02]Dad, this dream is awesome!
[00:53.66]It's the noodle dream.
[00:58.54]Tai Lung?
[00:59.91]I thought you were dea...
[01:01.61]Wait! Please don't eat my son!
[01:04.02]Have some delicious noodle soup.
[01:05.95]So delicious!
[01:07.42]Don't worry, Dad! I got it under control!
[01:10.60]Nooo!
[01:18.37]Wait, wait!
[01:19.54]Where are you going?
[01:20.55]We're cooking together!
[01:22.02]Sorry, Dad. Evil doesn't take a holiday.
[01:24.89]And neither do I.
[01:26.59]Goodbye, dad.
[01:28.13]Po, don't go! Don't go, my son!
[01:30.43]You can't leave me alone!
[01:32.03]I need you.
[01:35.21]Pooo!
[01:36.37]Yah!
[01:37.88]Dad, where'd they go? What'd they look like?
[01:39.04]Po, uh, I was dreaming.
[01:40.55]It was awful!
[01:41.71]We were cooking. But then you left me.
[01:44.62]Now, how could you leave me?
[01:46.95]Dad, it was just a dream. I'm not going anywhere.
[01:50.52]Now come on down. I got all the decorations out.
[01:52.56]Oh, thank you, Po.
[01:54.00]You are such a good son.
[01:56.56]Hmm, you owe me 17 yuan for the new door.
[02:04.11]Oh, whoa! Right on top.
[02:06.24]It's the sun lantern I made when I was a cub.
[02:08.51]Do you know why it was on top, Po?
[02:11.08]Because I opened the box this summer
[02:12.82]just to look at it.
[02:13.82]I love winter festival so much
[02:16.92]sometimes I just can't wait.
[02:19.19]Me too. The decorations...
[02:21.23]The party games.
[02:22.83]The dancing, huh, Dad? The dancing.
[02:26.87]Noodles.
[02:31.91]Good morning, Dragon Warrior.
[02:34.61]I was just practicing my...
[02:36.91]empty belly defense.
[02:38.51]Mr. Ping, may I borrow Po for a moment?
[02:40.55]Well, actually, we're very busy decorating for the...
[02:43.49]Po, I've come to talk to you
[02:44.72]about the Winter Feast at the jade palace.
[02:47.09]- You will be... - Be coming!
[02:48.63]The Winter Feast with the Kung Fu masters from all the provinces?!
[02:51.60]No, Po, you will not be invited.
[02:53.70]You will be hosting.
[02:54.94]Me? Ho-o-osting?
[02:59.21]Wonderful news, is it not?
[03:01.07]As the Dragon Warrior,
[03:02.88]this is one of your most critical duties.
[03:05.45]Wow. Thank you, Shifu.
[03:08.32]Po, this is a big opportunity for you.
[03:11.39]Your first time with all the Kung Fu masters.
[03:14.22]The Winter Feast is legendary.
[03:16.16]I'll bet you got the best, biggest, brightest sun lanterns and dancing.
[03:19.06]Po, stop. Stop.
[03:21.06]This is the Winter Feast.
[03:23.23]It is perfection. Always elegant.
[03:26.23]Always formal.
[03:27.70]Awesome. Awesome.
[03:28.97]I'm all about elegant...
[03:30.54]fancy stuff and fine dinin'.
[03:34.31]You have some noodle in your neck fat.
[03:37.31]What I'm saying, Po,
[03:38.54]is dancing and sun lanterns, those are common traditions.
[03:42.48]So common. I mean, dancing, come on.
[03:44.82]Sun lanterns. Weak.
[03:47.32]Dad, isn't this great?
[03:50.99]Dragon Warrior, please, come quickly!
[03:52.79]There are bandits at the bridge!
[03:53.96]What? I'm on it.
[03:55.76]See ya, Dad. Thanks again, Master Shifu.
[03:59.37]Mr. Ping.
[04:12.43]Hey, guys!
[04:13.86]You excited about the Winter Feast?
[04:16.06]Guess what... master Shifu just told me
[04:17.93]I'll be joining you this year.
[04:20.13]The feast is intense!
[04:21.50]All the masters at one table.
[04:23.24]One perfect feast.
[04:25.04]It's an honor to be invited!
[04:26.77]Actually, I'm not just invited.
[04:28.61]Hyah! I'm hosting!
[04:31.78]What?
[04:32.81]Wouldn't be my choice.
[04:34.28]What?
[04:35.75]The feast at the palace is very...
[04:38.08]elegant.
[04:39.58]It's a very, uh, sophisticated event.
[04:42.18]Why does everyone think I can't do sophisticated?
[04:47.69]I...have no idea.
[04:50.06]It's just that we think maybe you could use a little help.
[04:53.46]Tigress, I got this.
[04:55.56]It's a dinner... eating, entertainment.
[04:58.20]How much do you have to know?
[05:02.03]There are 18 gestures you must memorize for the right hand,
[05:05.24]19 for the left.
[05:06.54]19 for the right. 19... 18 for the left.
[05:08.67]This is Feng, the palace artist.
[05:10.78]He will do your official portrait.
[05:12.34]Pleased to mee... ew! What?
[05:14.31]Okay, I'm gonna need a do-over.
[05:16.21]I think I was blinking.
[05:17.78]This is where you will seat all of the Kung-fu masters.
[05:20.15]My dad is gonna love this feast.
[05:21.89]You know, he's never even been to the palace.
[05:23.62]I am sorry, Po. There are no guests allowed.
[05:28.09]I can't bring my dad?
[05:30.02]But he's my dad.
[05:31.29]We always spend the holiday together.
[05:32.96]I understand, Po.
[05:34.33]I remember the day I departed my family
[05:37.10]and committed myself entirely to the duties of Kung Fu.
[05:41.10]You are the Dragon Warrior now,
[05:43.40]and therefore this is your duty above all other bonds.
[05:47.31]Now...in your quest for perfection,
[05:50.31]these instructions must be executed to the letter.
[05:53.15]Guard these scrolls containing the ancient recipes.
[05:55.78]Flaked Jasmine, never ground...
[06:00.35]Learn to chant the traditional greeting of the masters...
[06:02.82]The golden ladle.
[06:05.22]- Wha... - Po...Hire a chef.
[06:07.89]Present them with the golden ladle.
[06:10.56]Do you have any questions?
[06:11.73]Nuh-uh!
[06:12.96]Po, do not let me down.
[06:15.23]Don't worry, Master Shifu,
[06:16.63]I got everything under control!
[06:20.60]Wha...
[06:27.61]Master Po, we have brought you the finest chefs in China.
[06:30.71]You'll sample their dishes and make your choice.
[06:32.45]Yeah!
[06:33.92]The chef you select will receive the golden ladle.
[06:36.22]- Let us begin. - All righty!
[06:38.69]Master Po.
[06:40.39]I present chef Wo Hop of the Heilongjiang Province.
[06:43.79]Uh! Sir.
[06:46.69]It is a privilege for me and the citizens of my village
[06:49.56]- to be considered... - Hi, Po!
[06:50.60]- ...for this great... - Hey.
[06:53.57]What just happened?
[06:54.73]As host of the festival,
[06:57.21]every gesture of yours has meaning.
[06:59.27]You just gave him the ancient Hun Shu wave of dismissal.
[07:02.80]The what? Is that a thing?
[07:04.27]It doesn't even sound like a thing.
[07:05.54]He has brought great dishonor upon himself and his village,
[07:09.08]and they will be shamed for all of eternity.
[07:16.15]No, no. I was just waving to Monkey.
[07:18.75]Can't we just get the rabbit back?
[07:21.19]Oh...You're serious?
[07:23.62]No.
[07:24.96]I'll, uh, ahem,
[07:26.12]I'll get the other chefs.
[07:27.66]Wow, this feast is intense, right?
[07:30.36]And I just found out that I can't be with my dad.
[07:34.73]Wait a minute. Of course!
[07:36.73]You're absolutely right. I'll choose my dad.
[07:39.40]Then I'll get to spend the holiday with him.
[07:40.90]Brilliant!
[07:42.44]You are good.
[07:43.67]Come here, you little...
[07:46.84]Gotta get rid of these guys.
[07:48.44]Hate the food. Hate the food.
[07:52.15]Oh, this...
[07:53.58]isn't really what we're looking for.
[07:57.02]No. No.
[07:58.25]No. Mmm, no.
[07:59.62]No.
[08:00.69]This isn't really your year.
[08:02.05]No. Nope. Nuh-huh.
[08:03.42]Nah. No.
[08:06.26]Ew. Sorry.
[08:07.89]That one really is bad.
[08:09.66]No. No, none of these will do.
[08:11.39]I'll take that. Thank you.
[08:13.50]Nice try, everyone.
[08:14.50]See you next year!
[08:16.63]Mmm. Awful.
[08:18.30]Master Po...
[08:19.93]We haven't picked a chef.
[08:25.00]The golden ladle.
[08:27.24]- Yeah. - I'm holding it.
[08:28.74]Yeah.
[08:29.87]To be asked to prepare a meal
[08:31.04]for all the great Kung Fu masters.
[08:32.54]What an extraordinary honor.
[08:34.74]Heh, when is it?
[08:36.21]Tomorrow night.
[08:37.55]Oh, that won't work.
[08:38.88]What? Why?
[08:40.15]- Po, that's the holiday! - Exactly!
[08:42.99]Well, I cannot leave the restaurant.
[08:45.46]- Why not? - What about our friends?
[08:47.76]What about those lonely people who have no place else to go?
[08:52.19]We give them a place to call home.
[08:54.66]There's always room for one more at Mr. Ping's.
[08:58.17]Okay, Dad, I appreciate that you care for all the lonely people.
[09:01.90]And lonely people pay extra.
[09:03.57]But, Dad, I need you.
[09:05.51]The feast is tomorrow.
[09:06.77]I just fired all the best chefs in the land.
[09:08.91]Huh! The best chefs in the land, huh?
[09:11.68]Really? You think your fancy palace ladle
[09:14.25]is better than mine?
[09:17.05]This is not my "A" ladle.
[09:18.75]Dad, look, I didn't mean that.
[09:20.88]It's just I thought this was a way for us to be together on the holiday.
[09:23.59]I want us to be together.
[09:25.72]But I can't be here!
[09:26.82]I have responsibilities to Shifu!
[09:28.42]So be there with Shifu.
[09:30.19]Don't you see my big smiling with happiness for you?
[09:32.86]No, no, no.
[09:34.53]Come on, Dad.
[09:35.96]Don't make me feel guilty about this.
[09:38.17]What, uh, what do you expect me to do?
[09:40.07]I expect you to do the right thing, Po.
[09:44.00]Here, Son.
[09:45.34]You should have this on the holiday.
[09:55.39]How could my dad say no?
[09:56.79]I'd rather you stay here, do my holiday thing with me.
[09:59.36]Yeah, fine. Whatever!
[10:00.86]Well, what about me, Dad? Now I gotta cook all alone.
[10:03.20]Po.
[10:04.64]Shifu, hey!
[10:05.61]All alone? You do not have a chef yet?
[10:07.83]No, no. Of course I have a chef.
[10:09.57]You kidding? No chef? That would be a disaster.
[10:14.71]Agh! I gotta get a chef.
[10:17.48]Pardon me.
[10:18.18]Bunny! Oh, awesome. A real chef.
[10:20.64]Listen, I know we got off to kind of a rocky start,
[10:22.95]what with me shaming you and your village for all eternity and what not.
[10:26.52]But if you could start dicing those carrots...
[10:27.88]I am not here to dice carrots.
[10:30.12]- I am here to fight you. - Huh?
[10:32.26]The only I could lift the vale of shame is to fright the Dragon Warrior.
[10:36.53]Surely I will die,
[10:38.13]but it will restore my honor.
[10:41.56]What are you doing?
[10:43.00]Ow. Come on, I don't wanna hurt you.
[10:44.87]Look, Bunny, I get this whole honor thing.
[10:46.73]But this isn't Kung Fu.
[10:47.90]You're biting me. Ha!
[10:49.44]Look, Bu-bunny.
[10:50.84]I have enough on my plate between cooking and my dad guilting me.
[10:53.84]Get up...What is it with parents and the holidays?
[10:56.24]Sometimes, they love us too much.
[10:58.08]But it is not my place to say.
[11:00.15]It is my place to die.
[11:02.15]Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
[11:03.48]- Okay. - How dare you?
[11:05.25]- There you go. - Let me...
[11:07.55]Po, the table is not set.
[11:09.26]Have you started cooking?
[11:10.49]We've all had our fittings.
[11:11.62]- Are you ready? - I'm on it!
[11:16.16]Uh-oh, sorry.
[11:22.87]Of course he's never here when you need him.
[11:26.34]Uh, Po, the vocalist for the band quit.
[11:30.37]I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
[11:33.74]Let's just go instrumental.
[11:34.94]This is an embarrassment.
[11:36.78]Oh, Po!
[11:43.39]Sorry.
[11:49.12]Hi, we'd like two...
[11:50.56]We're not open yet!
[12:03.70]This is not right.
[12:17.38]This is a total disaster.
[12:20.92]Now I'm gonna disappoint everyone.
[12:23.79]My dad, the Furious Five, Shifu.
[12:28.19]And me.
[12:29.49]I'm not dead yet.
[12:32.83]What kind of Dragon Warrior am I if I can't even pull off a dinner?
[12:36.57]I guess Kung Fu can't solve everything.
[12:40.30]That's it! Bunny, you're brilliant.
[12:43.04]Mantis! Crane! Monkey!
[12:46.94]This may be our greatest challenge ever.
[12:48.78]- Bandits? - Raiders?
[12:50.61]No.
[12:51.58]Place settings.
[12:54.58]Tigress, the tahlia leap!
[12:56.18]On it.
[12:57.35]Viper, stars of destiny!
[13:00.22]Yeah!
[13:01.72]Mantis, pinwheel attack!
[13:05.12]Ah, yeah!
[13:06.56]You guys are the best.
[13:08.36]And you, Bunny,
[13:09.93]if you even want me to think about your death with honor,
[13:12.03]you're gonna have to help me in the kitchen.
[13:13.63]Let's go!
[13:37.99]29 place settings,
[13:39.65]40 chopsticks each.
[13:41.22]We did it! We did it! Ha ha!
[13:43.16]Every detail just right.
[13:44.46]Even down to the ground Jasmine.
[13:46.03]Ground Jasmine?
[13:47.96]It was supposed to be flaked.
[13:48.99]I'll be right back.
[13:50.16]Hurry. The masters are arriving!
[13:52.73]I promised Shifu it would be perfeeee...
[14:04.96]- Happy feast. - Yeah, same to you.
[14:06.71]Whoa, hey, hey. Look out.
[14:08.18]Dragon Warrior coming through.
[14:09.41]Okay, hurry, Po.
[14:26.39]You made it.
[14:27.59]Of course. I'd never miss it.
[14:31.26]- It looks so yummy. I wanna go first! - Eat up.
[14:33.19]Here you go.
[14:36.77]Thanks, Daddy.
[14:56.78]Beautiful.
[14:58.85]Elegant.
[15:00.65]Perfect.
[15:02.45]You've made me proud.
[15:05.32]All 29 Kung Fu schools and their masters.
[15:09.59]Excellent, excellent.
[15:18.70]Po!
[15:22.61]Dragon Warrior, would you honor us by reciting
[15:25.71]the opening words to the creed of the masters?
[15:33.61]Po.
[15:34.92]I can't, Master Shifu.
[15:37.12]I thought you might forget the words, Po,
[15:39.42]so I took the liberty of writing them on your napkin.
[15:41.69]Let me just... that's not it.
[15:47.13]No, no, everyone, please.
[15:48.76]Okay, please, no... you don't have to...
[15:51.20]okay, well, they're off.
[15:53.97]Anyway, um, let me just say something.
[15:57.74]The creed of the masters is amazing.
[16:01.27]It's like the coolest creed ever.
[16:03.34]And, uh, you masters,
[16:05.51]how cool are you guys?
[16:06.74]I don't even know how to tell you.
[16:08.01]Master Rhino? Forget about it.
[16:10.41]You're more awesomely skilled
[16:12.21]and, you know,
[16:14.48]wrinkly than I'd ever dreamed you'd be.
[16:15.95]And, uh, Master Sheep,
[16:18.32]- fluffy and incredible. - Mm-hmm, it's true.
[16:20.79]Uh, the Five. It's just...
[16:22.82]Such an honor to be here with all you guys.
[16:25.79]My heroes.
[16:29.16]But every feast,
[16:30.60]my dad and I spend all day cooking together.
[16:33.06]And the whole neighborhood shows up.
[16:35.03]And it gets really loud and crazy,
[16:37.00]and my Uncle Yang ends up laughing so hard
[16:38.47]noodles spurt out his nose.
[16:39.74]- I'd like to see that. - Me too.
[16:42.44]So, uh, I wish I could stay and...
[16:44.67]be a good host, but...
[16:46.41]I think I need to leave.
[16:48.38]And... be a good son.
[16:54.35]- What's going on? - What are we supposed to...
[16:56.18]Po! Come back here!
[16:57.65]Ah, I used to love cooking with my sisters.
[17:00.72]The folk dances.
[17:01.86]Games. The music.
[17:03.26]Whoa. Wait.
[17:04.49]What about our traditions?
[17:05.46]Who will recite the creed?
[17:07.23]Somebody do something!
[17:23.24]I got that, Dad.
[17:24.37]Po?
[17:26.31]Ah. You came!
[17:28.78]Oh, Po, I'm... I'm sorry I made you feel so guilty.
[17:32.71]Nah, don't be.
[17:34.31]That's what the holidays are all about.
[17:36.68]Now, don't we have some cookin' to do?
[18:03.61]It needs...
[18:04.94]garlic.
[18:25.79]Table for five.
[18:27.49]- Hey. - Hey, Po.
[18:28.76]Love your soup, Pig.
[18:30.29]You guys! Welcome!
[18:32.50]Happy holiday, Po.
[18:34.06]The more the merrier.
[18:35.40]Thank you, Mr. Ping.
[18:37.10]The little one pays full price,
[18:38.80]but eats like a child.
[18:40.70]Welcome!
[18:43.54]Master Rhino, come sit with me!
[18:54.75]Yee yee yee yee yee!
[18:55.88]- Master Wo Hop. - Ohh!
[18:57.55]I believe this belongs to you.
[18:59.05]The golden ladle?
[19:01.02]Thank you, Dragon Warrior.
[19:03.72]Now I have restored my honor
[19:05.09]and the honor of my village.
[19:10.06]Glad to be of help.
[19:13.03]Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
[19:14.80]It's Uncle Yang.
[19:16.23]Oh, Po, why did you ruin something that was perfect?
[19:20.07]I don't understand.
[19:24.31]Come back here!
[19:29.24]Then the crocodile thief pounced.
[19:32.41]Peek-a-boo!
[19:34.75]I'm gonna get you.
[19:36.65]- Oh, Po. - I got you, Dad.
[19:47.59]This...is perfect.
[19:54.53]There's always room for one more at Mr. Ping's.
[19:57.27]Oh, n-no.
[19:58.80]I really don't want to disturb anyone.
[20:01.97]You go and enjoy your party.
[20:04.84]I'm not gonna enjoy it without you.
[20:06.27]Oh, no, I couldn't.
[20:07.54]These are your people.
[20:09.21]This is your family.
[20:11.71]You're my family too, Shifu.
[20:13.78]Now, come on.
[20:17.85]That soup does smell delicious.
[20:20.75]Po, wait.
[20:22.62]What goes on in your head,
[20:23.92]I really don't always understand.
[20:26.56]But what goes on in your heart
[20:29.46]will never let us down.
[20:32.13]Thanks, Shifu. Come on.
[20:34.26]Hey, guys, look who's here!
[20:35.80]- It's the master. - Maser Shifu!
[20:37.23]Maser Shifu is here!
[20:38.40]It's good to see you, Master Shifu.
[20:40.40]And it's good to be here, Mr. Ping.
[20:47.51]Thanks for coming, everyone.
[20:49.88]Watch out, little one.

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